Fisherman's Hat

When a case of genital crabs is transferred from the male's pubs to the female's hair (on her head) via fellatio
Damn, that dude I gave a bj to gave me a fisherman's hat! Avast Yee!
by the most awesomeme May 17, 2022
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Snow Hat

Getting a blowjob with a condom, then after orgasm peeling the jimmy off to pour over her slutty head.
Yo, that bird made me where a jimmy to suck my dick. I had the last laugh though, I gave her a snow hat after I nutted. Lol.
by Finger4444 December 30, 2018
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Mullet hat

When the mullet doesn’t look like a wig or real hair just call it a mullet hat.
by Fucking bitch clit sick August 23, 2019
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Mullet hat

A kind of person who lives in suburbia, but acts like he lives in the America countryside. They like dirt bikes, cars & hunting. They also show a weirdly strong amount of homosexuality.

They’re named mullet-hats due to the fact that they’re usually seen with a mullet and red dirt hat combination.
They thought their suburban neighborhood was not a weirdly shaped farm. But then, the mullet hats showed up.
by Roasted beans December 09, 2022
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Pink Hat

The piece you wear on your head that is a color of Carnation.
(Noun)
"Nice Pink Hat."
"Thanks I got it in school for $500"
"Oh"
by sun boi December 03, 2020
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Houndflap hat

A droopy hat with the dogflaps on it.
by The Original Agahnim January 17, 2022
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hat banger

Someone who bangs their head between young men's butt cheeks for enjoyment. Usually done to males between the ages 13 and 26
"Dude, did you just see Evan do the perfect hat bang"

"Yeah man, he's the perfect hat banger"

"10/10 would definitely hat bang"
by Hatsonhatsonhats March 02, 2016
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