The act of having anal sex with another person while also in the missionary position. It is considered the holiest of positions for unmarried Christian couples as it does not involve vaginal sex and maintains the missionary position.
Person 1: Yo man, I want to have sex with this girl but she’s super religious and wants to wait until marriage!
Person 2: How about suggesting anal missionary? That way the relationship remains pure and holy in the eyes of God.
Person 2: How about suggesting anal missionary? That way the relationship remains pure and holy in the eyes of God.
by Order 65 June 18, 2021
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Can sumtimes be wide or thin, depending of fatness of butt cheeks.
Can sumtimes be wide or thin, depending of fatness of butt cheeks.
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An uncontrollable craving for anal penetration which most commonly occurs in cases of cock-addict homosexuals. Symptoms can range from mild to severe, but is usually worse when waking up/before going to sleep or when walking into a bar. It can be measured by a male nurse with his meat sphygmomanometer. The area is usually dry, red and irritated and patients prefer treatment with saliva, lubricants or dense human milk
An uncontrollable craving for anal penetration which most commonly occurs in cases of cock-addict homosexuals. Symptoms can range from mild to severe, but is usually worse when waking up/before going to sleep or when walking into a bar. It can be measured by a male nurse with his meat sphygmomanometer. The area is usually dry, red and irritated and patients prefer treatment with saliva, lubricants or dense human milk
The Real Madrid soccer team is playing, I have anal palpitations that can only be satisfied with a win or a man inside me.
by hueleamacho November 8, 2015
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Anal Smirk - When one pulls out his meat from the brown fridge and you turn the "waters from babylon" tap off.
by Standard Bruv June 20, 2011
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My friend likes to anal-boink. Creepy.
My friend likes to anal-boink. Creepy.
by Kaku Shinobi January 20, 2005
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a. asshole becomes too big
b. cuts formed may cause bleeding
c. the person whose ass is fucked, can easily be IDENTIFIED, as the cheeks(bums) move when the person walks
a. asshole becomes too big
b. cuts formed may cause bleeding
c. the person whose ass is fucked, can easily be IDENTIFIED, as the cheeks(bums) move when the person walks
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