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anal pneumonia

A disease in which your asshole is voilently farting and your ass flaps will not stop spewing shit. Imagine dropping pudding inside an outdoor AC unit while it blows it everywhere, that’s Anal pneumonia
I can’t have sex with Victoria anymore because she has contracted Anal Pneumonia
by Diccwett123123 February 17, 2018
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Anal Pledge

When you’re sitting bare assed on a wooden piano bench. Your Druncle scratches and sniffs the spot you were sitting in.
My dirty old scumbag Druncle just anal pledged my seat.
by Sweats11537 December 23, 2017
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Anal Smirk

The anal smirk is the clenching reflex you get when you have just let through the first bit of brown shame into yr underpants.
Anal Smirk - When one pulls out his meat from the brown fridge and you turn the "waters from babylon" tap off.
by Standard Bruv June 20, 2011
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Anal Chasm

The crack inbetween the butt cheeks.
Can sumtimes be wide or thin, depending of fatness of butt cheeks.
If someone bends down to pick sumthing up you may see their 'anal chasm'.
by J.P123 September 23, 2009
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Anal Missionary

The act of having anal sex with another person while also in the missionary position. It is considered the holiest of positions for unmarried Christian couples as it does not involve vaginal sex and maintains the missionary position.
Person 1: Yo man, I want to have sex with this girl but she’s super religious and wants to wait until marriage!
Person 2: How about suggesting anal missionary? That way the relationship remains pure and holy in the eyes of God.
by Order 65 June 18, 2021
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anal palpitations

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An uncontrollable craving for anal penetration which most commonly occurs in cases of cock-addict homosexuals. Symptoms can range from mild to severe, but is usually worse when waking up/before going to sleep or when walking into a bar. It can be measured by a male nurse with his meat sphygmomanometer. The area is usually dry, red and irritated and patients prefer treatment with saliva, lubricants or dense human milk
The Real Madrid soccer team is playing, I have anal palpitations that can only be satisfied with a win or a man inside me.
by hueleamacho November 8, 2015
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anal sex

its like, when a man or a woman, usually take a cock up his/her ass, or a plastic dildo. It may have the following side-effects:
a. asshole becomes too big
b. cuts formed may cause bleeding
c. the person whose ass is fucked, can easily be IDENTIFIED, as the cheeks(bums) move when the person walks
by tillingknight September 25, 2005
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