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Turtle

That turtle is fire
by Busy-b January 11, 2019
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free the turtles

His co-worker liked to free the turtles on the company 's time.
by Pocahon January 26, 2016
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turtle

if thanos was green
the turtle ate the little kids and said, YUM!!
by Thanosboi May 2, 2019
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Turtle Sleeve

The act of cumming on another man’s foreskin for making anal sex easier.
:Dude how was the Turtle Sleeve last night
:the Turtle Sleeve was great will use again
by Juicylizard69 September 9, 2020
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crack turtle

Someone who's extraordinarily slow, maybe due to an overconsumption of narcotics.
A: Man, I don't drink wine on Thursdays.
B: It's Friday, you crack turtle.
by thepranxter July 31, 2018
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What The Flying Turtles

''What the Fuck''
Son: Dad I'm going mentally insane and I want to inflict pain into other innocent people and satisfy myself with the bodies of dead children

Dad: What The Flying Turtles?? aye son look at this shitty ass lifeline!!!
by dmqt July 6, 2022
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turtle ban#3782

a ban thats always there for everyone. but dont be fooled, because under all the innocent exterior, lies the stinkiest creature on this planet
sam: have you seen turtle ban#3782?
nic: no, they've been studying physics for 14 hrs and havent taken a shower in 2 months
by samen<3 March 13, 2022
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