Gibson Is So Sexy Can We Agree?

Gibson is my favorite person i want to have sex with him :)

lemmie fuck you gibby. Gibson Is So Sexy Can We Agree?

by Sadie Houston:) February 18, 2022

We don't talk about AnderBeanGobbler.

We don't talk about him, no, no, no! We don't talk about him! BUT! It was my opening day It was our opening day We were getting ready, and there wasn't a bean in sight! No beans allowed in sight! Bean Gobbler walks in with a mischievous bib- BEAN LEAK!! You telling this REDACTED, or am I?I'm sorry, REDACTED, go on He says, "It looks BEANZ" Why did he tell THEM? In doing so, he fills my brain REDACTED, get the umbrellas Opened in a bean leak! What a horrid one... but anyways! We don't talk about #1 Bean Gobbler, no, no, no! We don't talk about him! Hey! Grew to live in fear of him screaming or eating I could always hear him sort of crunching and grumbling I associate him with the sound of screams, AH-AH-AH! It's a heavy lift, with a mouth so hungry Always left REDACTED and the COMPANY? fumbling Grappling with weirdness they couldn't fathom Do you understand? A seven-foot leak Beans along his bib When he calls your NAME? It all fades to dark Yeah, he smells your beans.. And feasts on the beans! (NOOO!) We don't talk about BEAN GOBBLER, no, no, no! (We don't talk about HIM, no, no, no!) We don't talk about him! (we don't talk about him!!) He told me rats would come, The next day: AHHHHHHHHHHH! (No, no!) He told me I'd grow an addiction! And just like he said... (no, no!) He said that all my beans would get eaten, now where are my beans! (no, no! Hey!) Your fate is sealed when your bean cans are stolen!

Basically, if you have a friend that eats too many beans, call them an AnderBeanGobbler. If they steal your beans, that's one too! They also correct you by saying "you're*" in an argument. If any of those fall down to their categories, you know that's an AnderBeanGobbler! We don't talk about AnderBeanGobbler.

by bean keeper February 23, 2022

we do not negotiate with terrorists

When our lord and savoury crumpet Pazuzu decides to try and turn you into a Boat Mormon, Jesus hides among you like russian spies, or the quiet kid and math teacher decide to start subtracting, just force them in a debate club and convince them to NOT do those things by saying "we do not negotiate with terrorists".

Hey, Pazuzu, Jesus, Maths Teacher, Quiet Kid, Boat Mormon, we do not negotiate with terrorists!!!!!!!!!

by mr electric is god February 24, 2022

We Didn't Start the Fire

Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray, South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio, Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon. Studebaker, Television, North Korea, South Korea, Marylin Monroe.

Rosenberg, H-Bomb. Sugar Ray, Panmunjom. Brando, The King and I, and the Catcher in the Rye, Eisenhower, Vaccine, England's got a new queen, Marciano, Liberace, Santayana, goodbye

We Didn't Start the Fire it was always burning since the world's been turning,

We Didn't Start the Fire, no we didn't light it, but we tried to fight it.

by Kim Jin Un January 17, 2026

We Wuzzery

The act of attempting to pretend that your race of people were any particular important historical groups of people, usually done by black Afrocentrists in the form of “WE WUZ KANGZ AND SHIEET”

teacher: today’s lesson is on how the Egyptian history and their way of life, the Egyptians where br-

crazy black guy: WAIT U THANK THAT DA EGYPTIANS WERE YPIPO!! NAH GNG WE WUZ DA KANGZ AND SHEEEIT MANN!!

teacher: stop your we wuzzery and sit back down, I was going to say that the majority of Egyptians were brown not black or white Jamal.

by mypenisisverysmall99 January 19, 2026

No we do not ✌️✊️✌️✊️create✌️✊️✌️✊️ reality you delusional fuck

And do the extent that we do it's heavily localized and uses the physical components that already exist and the theories we generate regarding how those components interact.

Hym "No we do not ✌️✊️✌️✊️create✌️✊️✌️✊️ reality you delusional fuck. We affect reality and YOU make up stories that aren't real to distort reality but that isn't what you are insinuating when you say we create reality. What you insinuating is that we somehow generate the broader non-localized reality through some nonsense. And that's fucking stupid."

by Hym Iam January 27, 2026