U

Short for the word "you" in texting. Frequently autocorrected to "I".

“I love I 😘”
“Don’t you mean I love U?”
“Yeah sorry autocorrect 🙄”

by Feeling Shrimpy June 12, 2018

U-Turn

When a man (someone else can do it for you too) shoves your own dick up your ass hole.

Oh hey Jackson, do you wanna help me with this U-Turn?

I'm exploring my sexuality, so I'm going to U-Turn myself.

by rgmetro March 29, 2017

No u

This is the end to all arguments.

Say someone comes up to you, and you are blasting rockerfeller street on your speaker and they say

Karen or something Oi, your music is actual trash, innit.
*you feel it deep it your bones*
*you channel your inner mafia boss*
You No u
Karen... Guess I’ll die.

by Wobbagong April 17, 2019

Dictionary Deffesbfeugauhfe or whatever u call it

My teacher ate my pet goldfish I was taking on a walk in the local fire station where my dead nan works, They bring back ashes from the fire to dedicate Her as they use her ashes for fuel and water.

My teacher ate my pet goldfish I was taking on a walk in the local fire station where my dead nan works, They bring back ashes from the fire to dedicate Her as they use her ashes for fuel and water. Dictionary Deffesbfeugauhfe or whatever u call it

by Dictionary Deffesbfeugauhfe or March 24, 2022

Why u hatin' on a nigga

Its an expression used in csgo

When you play csgo on dust 2
You: Yo fuck this guy I think hes cheating
Team: Why u hatin' on a nigga
You: STFU whore
Team: Bitch u guessed it
Vote kick

by SwagOutChris666 September 9, 2019

naughty u

A sexual position where both parties lie on their sides, apart from each other but facing each other with their legs extended

Last night my girlfriend and I did the naughty U.

"What's your favorite position?" "I'm feeling Naughty U"

by Doa Deere February 13, 2018

q u v e r t

A fetishisation of aliens and other non-earthly beings. Can be for any appendages or features of the creature. More often than not, it is for the general incomprehensible and indescribable nature of the alien. These feelings cause arousement for those who have this fetish.

That guy is a bit of a freak, he told me he likes q u v e r t

by Skippidy toilenist May 20, 2024