An old person who is trying to keep up with social media, is lonely and misses the interaction with people, so he trolls all day in comments and rambles hoping someone will give them the time of the day!
Gio Gia: ... but my social security number is 3 and I sat behind Jesus in 3rd grade!
MC: Poor guy, he's just a vintage troll who hasn't had sex since Eisenhower
MC: Poor guy, he's just a vintage troll who hasn't had sex since Eisenhower
by Moroccan Celebrities January 11, 2016
Derived from Cunningham's Law:
The best way to get genuine, lengthy interactions on the internet's social media, is not to post something accurate and agreeable, but something erroneous.
The best way to get genuine, lengthy interactions on the internet's social media, is not to post something accurate and agreeable, but something erroneous.
typical examples of Cunningham's Troll(ing)
OP: "Vaccines are unhealthy"/"The earth is flat"/"Amber Heard did nothing wrong"
Commenters: (1000 messages detailing the what, why, and how; possibly with APA-style citations)
OP: "Vaccines are unhealthy"/"The earth is flat"/"Amber Heard did nothing wrong"
Commenters: (1000 messages detailing the what, why, and how; possibly with APA-style citations)
by DaMidd June 07, 2022
In Left 4 Dead 2's scavenge mode, a human team who waits for the timer to run out because they know that they can win the round without getting the last can because they were able to get your number of cans in a smaller amount of time.
by smael123 February 13, 2012
A being that inhibits a small to medium sized luggage bag and is above all things, accepting of the people it meets. The troll bag typically takes time to get use to a knew face and will need to become comfortable with its surroundings before poking its head and arms out being less tense. The bag troll feels easily threatened and will seek shelter and protection from nearby individuals that it trusts and/or feels attatched to. The average diet of the bag troll includes snickers bars, doritos, chips and dip, donuts, maccoroni bites, blooming onions, and ice creams in a variety of sorts, in addition to several other sorts of fried foods. Bag trolls repel all forms of physical work or labor, but is excellent at keeping company to lonely people in need of comfort or a friend that will listen. They can speak every language imagineable, including English, French, Grimlin, Sign language, Chinese, Spanish, German, Latin, and many more. Overall, the bag troll is the perfect friend for all.
Sam is a bag troll; she is patient zero of an entirely new species, the father being a lost airport luggage bag and the mother being a Grimlin.
by Abendego July 29, 2014
by KATZEL January 01, 2022
A troll-a-thon is a fundraiser in which one uses the social media posts of a troll to raise money for a non-profit that the troll would otherwise oppose.
After Jeff posted that racist tweet calling Maxine Waters retarded, I started a troll-a-thon for her re-election campaign.
by Doneagain November 09, 2018
by Littttfam March 14, 2018