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ur date straight

Its the worst of all the insults made in history
The best out of the family

100% will insult anyone unless 'no u' comes up in the sentence
Name1: ur mom gay
Name2: Ur dad lesbian
Name1: Ur granny tranny
Name2: ur sisters a mister
Name1: ur grandpap a trap
Name2: ur date straight
Name1: no u

(Explodes into paper)
by Its ur boi May 13, 2018
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The "They're Straight" Dilemma

When a gay/bisexual human is attracted to a straight human of the same gender and therefore cannot proceed to have a relationship with them
Kevin: I like him, but im sure he's straight
Stacey: Well it looks like you have to deal with The "They're Straight" Dilemma
by Miner_man August 31, 2016
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straight jacket ratchet

When them hoes is so ratchet they should be wearing nothing but a straight jacket.
Hey, have you seen Christina? That hoe is so ratchet she be straight jacket ratchet!
by David "D-Na$ty" Locher February 7, 2018
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straight/heterosexual crisis

it’s like a gay crisis, except its when you think you are a complete homosexual and then you find someone of the opposite gender attractive and start to completely question your sexuality *again*
“why is he so cute?! help im having a straight/heterosexual crisis
by scarlett johansoasion January 23, 2019
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pulled a straight boy

(V)

When a guy treated someone with a level of disrespect that can only come from a lifetime of having the entitlement of a stereotypical straight man

Can also be used in relation to proving the so -called ‘straightness’ of a boy when their sexuality is questioned

e.g. the boy in question acted with such disrespect and selfishness that he has to be straight
1 -So what happened last night with your boyfriend?

- oh we had sex for the first time and then he pulled a straight boy and broke it off right after he came

2- listen i think this solves it... joe pulled a straight boy on me

-there’s no way that kid is such a closet case

-no I swear it’s true he literally non consensually felt up my boobs in like a sexual way and then called me an easy slut in an unironic way

-okay yeah that’s like the straightest boy thing you can do I agree now
by Attenchinho March 3, 2021
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Straight Up Yo

A lazy way of reassuring people when you don't speak proper English to begin with.
Person A: "Man I need that money you owe me man."
Person B: "Yeah man I got you straight up yo."
by straightupyo December 3, 2016
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straight bon bon

bon bon- sweet treat
straight- straight up, totally, complete

straight bon bon-straight up treat
by wannabe LisaCim December 29, 2011
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