Friend: how'd last night go?
Me: she totally put the helium socks on!!!
Friend: very nice!!!!
Me: straight to pound town!
Me: she totally put the helium socks on!!!
Friend: very nice!!!!
Me: straight to pound town!
by Zainy21 September 4, 2017
Get the helium socks mug.This is when SNL has no better idea for a skit to write so they make one about the ugliest man on earth having on crocs with socks and by wearing this you announce that you are a puppeteer and are really poor.
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Get the crocs and socks mug.A prank in which a male uses a roommates or friends sock to cum into and then ball the pair back up and place into the sock drawer and wait for the victim to place said sock on their foot.
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Get the sock it mug.During the time and place for everything (college), a group of penis owning individuals will perform a "relay race" using a sock. The first person cums in the sock, passes it to their teammate. This continues until the entire team ejaculates into the sock. The team with the fastest time to complete ejaculations wins!
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