helium socks

A reference to banging a chick with her feet up in the air.

Friend: how'd last night go?

Me: she totally put the helium socks on!!!

Friend: very nice!!!!

Me: straight to pound town!

by Zainy21 September 4, 2017

crocs and socks

This is when SNL has no better idea for a skit to write so they make one about the ugliest man on earth having on crocs with socks and by wearing this you announce that you are a puppeteer and are really poor.

Mat Shatt wears crocs and socks he really must be a puppeteer

by TheFakeBillCosby May 24, 2018

glue sock

A prank in which a male uses a roommates or friends sock to cum into and then ball the pair back up and place into the sock drawer and wait for the victim to place said sock on their foot.

Terry was pissed when he put the glue sock on from the other night.

by C.L. Cates June 24, 2014

white sock mule horse

A white sock mule horse is when you cant drive a vehicle worth a f*ck and you wreck on the way

Chaz was on his way to work and somehow managed to hit a white sock mule horse

by Freddy mulecock April 16, 2020

mush sock

To cum vigorously into a dirty sock with abandoned freedom.

"My mom hates washing my overused Mush Sock"

by Bloopy Blop Blop February 10, 2018

sock it

same as suck it
at least sounds like

3-6-9, damn, you fine
Hoping she can sock it to me one more time

by cuefaaa May 6, 2023

sock relay

During the time and place for everything (college), a group of penis owning individuals will perform a "relay race" using a sock. The first person cums in the sock, passes it to their teammate. This continues until the entire team ejaculates into the sock. The team with the fastest time to complete ejaculations wins!

Man, I can't wait to beat you later in the sock relay!

by Fantestically Challenged May 9, 2024