RIV DRUNK

That point where a person has lost all function of ones self, not to be confused with just being "drunk". Riv drunk is past the point of drunkenness where passing out is inevitable however, a person is primed to go missing from friends in this state of consciousness.

"Did you see Jim last night!? He was totally RIV DRUNK!"

by 98Dynasty April 11, 2019

drunk protest

When you run away from the cops but you're drunk and think you're protesting against coyotes.

I had a drunk pwotest *coughcough* i mean drunk protest UWU UWU

by Wizodin September 27, 2020

Drunk

Jake From RCPD:FR is drunk in a nutshell, which means you should be dead type of drunk.

"I'm as drunk as Jake"

by Pricksville222 December 31, 2020

Tatonka Drunk

The most drunk you can be! So drunk you dive into gravel. So drunk you throw up like Lard Ass from the movie Stand By Me. So drunk you think you know the words to every 80s song. So drunk you sing the meow version of Old Dominion songs. So drunk you accidentally drink Near Beer. So drunk you surf in the man-made pond’s fountain. So drunk the young guys have to hook up the old guys pap machines.

Someone told me that they have seen me drunk. And I replied , "Not Tatonka drunk.”

by The OG Mikey Mike April 1, 2025

drunk cynthia

A young teenage girl usually surrounded by drunk friends at the time. She will most likely start to say her real name is Cindy not Cynthia. Knows how to have a good time.

Drunk Cynthia cameout yesterday!

by Uaking May 14, 2014

woggo drunk

To be so drunk that you're unable to stand upright and likely to lose your phone and/ or other personal items.

Man, I've got the worst hangover; I was woggo drunk last night. Lost my phone again.

by anyonefromanywhere September 26, 2010

Vending Machine Drunk

To become so intoxicate, getting into a fight with a vending machine is your source of entertainment.

Seattle became so vending machine drunk, she went out looking for a fight with a coke machine.

by Anti-Texas March 23, 2010