Mud Turtle

When you are having anal sex and you get feces on penis.

I was doing her doggy style and pulled out and she gave me a mud turtle.

by mudturtleking December 9, 2019

Mud

Slag referring to a friend usually used in NYC.

"Yo wtw mud."
"Hey wya mud."
"Lmfao you tripping mud."

by ZahBuggout_ May 6, 2024

mud mummy

When you're having anal sex, you pull your dick out with shit on it, you wrap it in toilet paper and put it back in.

Guy 1: It was a real good time with my girl, she was a real mud mummy. Guy 2: Jesus christ that's disgusting...

by NootNootProductionz February 7, 2021

Mud Monster

When you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

May we all be mud monsters

by Baddie666 September 17, 2021

Mud guppy

A legendary mud wrestler from Portland Oregon

Holy shit what a move from THE MUD GUPPY

by The Mud Guppy May 25, 2023

Mud blood

A term used to describe anyone who is just that anyone ass bitch who no one likes but you don’t want them to tell on you even though it is really worse than calling them every bad word in the world. Anyone called this is also a bot and someone who would cry if you said retard, faggot, and made any slight word that someone who is sensitive or takes things way to seriously says. Also this word can be used in a way to say ur adopted in a insulting way.

Ari: Taylor is a fucking retard.
Cody: Fuck you my half cousins brother-in-law’s step cousin twice removed is retarded you don’t just joke about that. (Starts crying)
Ari: Oh sorry..... cough cough mud blood.

by Charlemagne the ass April 12, 2019

Mud-dogging

The act of inserting one’s big toe into the vagina

Mud-dogging: the act of inserting one’s big toe into the vagina. Paul told me he mud-dogged his wife last night. He said it felt like stepping into the mud in a warm lake.

by King Mud-Dog June 24, 2024