excel master

"Just like Mozart mastered the piano to make beautiful music, an Excel Master mastered Excel to make beautiful spreadsheets." -jh

An Excel Master makes a layman's Excel spreadsheet look like a paper towel after cleaning up a pizza party gone to the dogs.

Typically, Excel Masters hold their former Excel spreadsheets dear to their heart.

Since an Excel Master may have a special fondness of numbers and organization, they make great co-workers and friends.

Step back!---Jon's creating an Excel Masterpiece and you know that means; Mozart is rolling in his grave. It's okay Mozart, we'll play your Piano Concerto No. 24 at the unveiling of Jon's latest Excel Masterpiece.

Why didn't you tell me that Jon's an Excel Master? I spent the past hour working on this sloppy spreadsheet, while he's over there like a wizard using his Excel Mastery arts.

by SP@RKLE February 11, 2017

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Get the excel mastermug.

master baiter

A troll of extremely high skill who manages to either instigates or engages in flame wars or controversy on a ridiculous scale, especially while putting an either absurdly low or high amount of effort into the task.

Sarah: OMG! My instagram page has been banned, a riot happened at my party and we've been arrested all because Jeff commented on my post!

Sarah's lawyer: Yup, that sounds like something a true master baiter such as Jeff would do...

by Mr Squiggles March 4, 2024

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