kevin hart

kevin hart is a celeberty and he is short as FRICK

"i met kevin hart today!"

by the uneducated fart November 1, 2022

Kevin

One who has seen pain & triumphs. A very quiet, but confident man. Usually dangerous. Incredibly handsome w/ an athletic or beefcake build. Also an absolute gentleman, treats ppl better than he gets treated and is forgiving but does not forget. Walks in the room - Women & men always stare at him, to capture his gaze. Treats women like they are princesses - Very gentle & charming. Great smile, & smell. Dresses very sharply. But someone who’s presence everyone can enjoy- always positive, funny, & deep on an emotional level. Knows when to crack a joke. Definitely a guy who everyone wants to meet and have in their life.

Have you seen Kevin? He’s just an absolute beefcake

by SkylarWhite575 November 2, 2022

Kevin

Known for being smart peoples tranquility, specifically people named Anissa

Anissa was finally smart enough to let Kevin make her life 1000 times better

by mjnjdhks887 November 17, 2022

Kevin

Fucking Retarded

Kevin
The retard?

by retrd December 2, 2022

Kevin-Baconing

Kevin-Baconing (verb): When you're stressed, mad or frustrated and all you can do is go to an empty warehouse (or whatever space is accessible to you at the time) and dance around—typically in a flailing manner—using machinery and other objects as gymnastics equipment to express your deepest emotions. Upon Kevin-Baconing, you feel like a weight has been lifted. You find that you are no longer the ghost of Kevin Bacon (aka Ren McCormack). Instead, you are yourself again... but way better.

Hey so I have to cancel plans tonight. Work was a real bitch. I'll be in my garage Kevin-Baconing until I feel better. Hit you up after.

by Tom Ato December 2, 2022

Kevin

Kevin is such an asshole but is funny. He can hate you sometimes but they suddenly just change for the better or worse. He can make memories that you will never be able to forget.

He is such a bitch but I'm grateful for having him as a friend.

Jasper: Who is Kevin?
Me: He is a bitch but my bestest friend

by Qianyu December 9, 2022

Kevin

1. A name for a male usually
2. Someone who consistently or greatly shows a complete lack of intelligence through incompetence of social and societal norms, or is purposefully antagonistic in their poor decision making.

1. "Hey Kevin!" " Wanna watch Shrek?"
2. "He doused himself in gas again for love, typical Kevin."

by BiggusDicks December 13, 2022