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jacob

that guy is a real jacob
by mrwoofwoof March 29, 2020
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Jacob

The guy with the most dad looking shirts ever
"Hey who's wearing that dad shirt?"
"Oh thats just Jacob"
by qwefera March 28, 2022
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Jacob Egerton

A person who is extremely ignorant considering the fact that they are of Asian descent. (Please note that Jacob Egerton is ok with this definition)
Bro Asians are supposed to be smart, you are a whole Jacob Egerton
by RainbowishUnicorn1 June 10, 2019
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Jacob

An absolute NPC. Only speaks of Minecraft, Bendy's goon caves and Porn. They are losers. Their brothers should be ran be ran over by lorries and the corpses should be hid in the woods sending their parents into distress until they commit suicide. (Has a 75% chance of spawning with an extra Y chromo(Jacobs syndrome))
P1"Man that guys such a Jacob."
P2"Didn't his brother get ran over by a lorry?"
P1"Oh yeah his parents went insane and killed themselves cause he would only talk about Minecraft, Bendy's goon caves and Porn after his brother was never seen again."
P2"Womp womp, cry 'bout it"
by Jerad & Jermaine July 9, 2025
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Jacob

The most amazing person ever. He is so great, he is hot, smart, absolutely hilarious and the funniest person that you will ever meet. He is a great friend to anyone, he is very good with girls and can get whomever he wants. He is just an al-round amazing, great, humorous great guy.
Jacob is just lit 🔥
by 😂🤪🥵 March 19, 2020
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Monica and Jacob

Jacob wanted to be with Monica because amber an Jillian broke up with him. Jacob and Monica are the perfect match.
Nick: look its Monica and Jacob
Steve: oh yea
by NICKPRO February 7, 2022
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Jacob

Jacob is a sweet and amazing guy! He will immediately drop whatever he is doing to hang out with his close friends, and he is very intelligent, especially in Math and History. He is blonde with blue eyes, loves sports and people, and is the best friend ever!
Maddie: Hey Jacob! Wasn't Math hilarious today?
Jacob: Yeah! When our teacher dropped that bomb, it was so gross!
Maddie: Hahaha!
Jacob: You want to hang out sometime?
Maddie: OWO !!!
by JacobLoverrrr September 6, 2018
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