by Mud Hopper September 16, 2019
Get the Mud Hopper mug.This is the shit you take next morning after a glorious diner accompanied by 5-6 beers. Starts with cramping along with a euphoric feeling. As you sit a little push causes the heavens in your colon to unleash its fury. The consistency of fecal matter is that of mud or wet concrete. The flatulence is loud and non stop until it starts to fade off. You are exhausted after the episode.
by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 18, 2023
Get the Thunder Mud mug.Dating a cop that has such bad breath and a rancid baby exit that you choose door number 3 to save your sheets.
I once dated a girl next to Kansas City that I had to do the Missouri Murry Mud Run on or risk having to buy new sheets.
by Fake Valor March 18, 2022
Get the Missouri Murry Mud Run mug.Mud Flapped. The female version of getting tea bagged in a video game after you get killed. The act of squatting up and down on a players head after killing them to show your dominance.
After I was killed in my game she mud flapped me to establish her dominance and let me know I am trash.
by 4Fingersdeep September 17, 2023
Get the Mud Flapped mug.A term used to describe an individual who actively engages in anal sex but refuses to practice proper anal hygiene. Once someone is labeled or carry the "Mud Road" moniker, their success at attracting other partners can be significantly impaired /damaged.
Allan was confused on why he was not having any luck attracting sexual partners at the bar. His friend informed him he had the reputation of being a Mud Road and would need to start routinely washing his anal and rectum area more consistently.
by Meglodon904 June 25, 2024
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Get the texas mud stick mug.After a heavy rain, the backyard became a treacherous terrain, and my shoe inadvertently encountered a mud slug.
by Gr0undhog January 22, 2024
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