his ex

His ex is something that should have never happened. It’s a mistake that is so horrible.

Hey did you see his ex?
I KNOW it’s embarrassing.

by gremlin killed January 15, 2024

hi

since no regular person would just search up the definition of "hi" in the UD, you were either doing some sketchy shit and you were afraid someone was gonna walk in so you searched up this word in another tab or window to switch to if someone walks in as a cover up for the sketchy shit you have been doing OR you were actually curious of the definition of hi (which is pretty weird, not gonna lie).

Person 1 (walks into room without knocking and sees the computer screen): Dude, why are you looking at the definition of hi?
Person 2 (startled and panicking): N-no reason! Don't worry about it!
Person 1: You were doing weird shit again, weren't you?
Person 2: 😔 yeah

by Yung T H I C C boi January 5, 2019

Hi

The word you type into your search bar to test your internet connection when it’s being shit.

Aw shucks, my internets down again! Lemme just type hi in the search bar and see if any results show up.

Fuck.

by Dannydevitosmagnumdong April 30, 2020

hi

being a cunt nobody likes u

1)hi

2) fuck u cunt

by beaulo nigga February 22, 2019

hi

greetings

say hi

by hehe98765hehechiccynuggies9328 November 22, 2021

check his calendar

To check his sanity.

"Can you imagine if Walter Alston wore a football helmet during the baseball game? They would truck him away, man. 'Get him out of the dugout, man. Check his calendar!'"
-George Carlin, An Evening With Wally Londo Featuring Bill Slazo

by indigenousprodigy May 12, 2008

Speak lies to his truth

It isn't 'his' truth it's THE truth.

Hym "I didn't claim to be the president. And if you're talking about Trump he literally IS the president. You are literally just saying the opposite of what I'm saying regardless of whether or not it's true. If they can just 'speak lies to his truth' then our politics isn't real. At all. There is no reason for them to even talk to eachother. They can just sit at home and vote by mail. I guess, no reason to talk other than to coordinate their lies. That's why I am not being charged. Explicitly. Because I would be both exonerated and receive the credit I deserve. And the people violating and/or allowing the public violation of my rights would meet the end they deserve."

by Hym Iam March 11, 2025