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putsy fucker

a person who is infertile due to watching to much porn
putsy fucker
man that guy's probably a putsy fucker.
by piggadeePatrick August 29, 2019
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tounge fucker

A person who uses there tounge to fuck there girlfriend/wife because there dicks to small to do it.
Jimmy(hey bro my sister says u ,tounge fucker, her.)
Joe( yeah I did cause my dicks to small for your slut of a sister.)
by Bigdicktricknic1 January 1, 2018
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stuffy fucker

A stuffy fucker is a guy who has sex with his stuffed animals. Sometimes making holes to put their cocks in, stuffy fuckers often do this for sexual pleasure because it is a very simulating experience . Larger stuffed animals are perferable.
You know Octavian? He's definitely a stuffy fucker. All those stuffed animals he has? A sure sign of a stuffy fucker.
by BestiesBeforeTestes March 17, 2017
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fucker unicorn

A unicorn that used to exist that trucked all the animals. This is why they do not exist any longer.
Naamah: Noah do you see that unicorn?

Noah: Oh goodness yes we can't bring that on the arc.🤦 ♂️ We can't let Jesus see that!! Write it down as a "fucker unicorn" and let's hurry up and fucking leave so it doesn't follow us.😬
by A hen fucking a whale March 19, 2017
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Pig Fucker

"That Pig Fucker might get deported for bringing that shirt to Dubai"
by Aakbar Alakhuhm April 2, 2017
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Nipple fucker

when you do the nipple twister so hard, that the nipple falls off
Nipple Twister!!!-F*ck my nipple fell of

haha thats my nipple fucker
by Suprafy April 5, 2017
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Dirty Fucker

A scummy swamp abomination of a drink, comprising one part coke and one part beer (preferably a heavy, yeasty one). The head on this evil motherfucker leaves a filthy brown residue on the glass wherever it touches, which crusts magnificently, creating a vengeful spectacle for hungover eyes the next morning.
The night was going swell until Max suggested we whip up some Dirty Fuckers . The rest is a brown blur.
by Morphineus September 17, 2017
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