December 8th

December 8th is national miss your exes day

Hey!! Did you hear it’s time to do your every day thing? Yea it’s December 8th

by Darwin watterson October 27, 2019

December 1st

National kiss your best friend day

#december 1st

by S0mb0dy November 4, 2019

December 3rd

National please shut up day lol nobody is going to give you a hoodie all the guys probably think youre annoying 🥺🥺

Girl: Tomorrow is December 3rd, national give a girl your hoodie day (which was made up by some random person on urban dictionary)!

Guy: ok

by washyourassplease December 2, 2020

December 31

CHRISHTMAS

person: HEY. GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!
santa: it’s december 31.
person: oh.

by follow my tik tok @mxmi.addie November 16, 2019

December 27th

a day that's for sad and slightly dumb hoes

coming up to talk to you after a test I know you failed:
Me: "are you feeling that december 27th?"
you: "fucc yea"

by CallMeCaprison October 20, 2019

December 15

The day all thots were born. People born on December 15 are always attention seeking thots who tbf have probably shagged their own cousin before. Regardless these people are still elite.

Girl 1: hey guess what! It’s my birthday!

Girl 2: December 15th? Sounds about right, you thot

by Colossal-cock-ciaran October 17, 2019

december 9

literally the worst day ever. nothing special about it, just your average no-good no-fun day. unless it’s your birthday. woo-hoo. this was made by a rising Aquarius

kid: “hey yo, joe, what day is it”
joe: your moms day”
kid: “oh yeah today’s her birthday, december 9th. thanks joe!”
random guy: “joe MAMA”
joe: “SHUR THE FFUCK UP”

by joe who joe MAMA October 17, 2019