December 6th

The day that Sebastion asks out Justus via Urban Dictionary

Sebastion:Hey justus isnt today December 6th?
Justus:Yeah why?
Sebastion:Look at the Urban Dictionary definition.

by Sebby boii December 5, 2019

destroy december

When you masturbate a certain amount of times according to the day during the month of December. Also a slight reward for participating in no nut November.

Dom: have you heard of Destroy December?
Joe: nah man what is it?
Dom: when you beat your meat the amount of times according to what day it is.
Joe: awesome I’m going to go so hard in December now!
Dom: shut the fuck up you have a vagina you bitch

by FuckMeInTheAssAndCallMeJerry November 22, 2017

December 16

Whoever is born on December 16th is a complete crackhead that likes to laugh with her friends more then anything, is a hella bad student,and has ADHD

PERSON #1 broooo it’s December 16th
PERSON #2 bro it’s jacks birthday he is such a crackhead

by Damn I’m hungry November 10, 2019

December 31

CHRISHTMAS

person: HEY. GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!
santa: it’s december 31.
person: oh.

by follow my tik tok @mxmi.addie November 16, 2019

December 27th

a day that's for sad and slightly dumb hoes

coming up to talk to you after a test I know you failed:
Me: "are you feeling that december 27th?"
you: "fucc yea"

by CallMeCaprison October 20, 2019

December 15

The day all thots were born. People born on December 15 are always attention seeking thots who tbf have probably shagged their own cousin before. Regardless these people are still elite.

Girl 1: hey guess what! It’s my birthday!

Girl 2: December 15th? Sounds about right, you thot

by Colossal-cock-ciaran October 17, 2019

december 9

literally the worst day ever. nothing special about it, just your average no-good no-fun day. unless it’s your birthday. woo-hoo. this was made by a rising Aquarius

kid: “hey yo, joe, what day is it”
joe: your moms day”
kid: “oh yeah today’s her birthday, december 9th. thanks joe!”
random guy: “joe MAMA”
joe: “SHUR THE FFUCK UP”

by joe who joe MAMA October 17, 2019