cunt-wizard

1. One who is a wizard with cunts.
2. Someone who engages frequently is sexual intercourse.
3. A really big twat.

1."He has, like, six girlfriends!" "I know, Jimmy is quite a cunt-wizard."
2. "That whore Linda is such a cunt-wizard."
3. "YOU FUCKING CUNT-WIZARD! YOU ATE MY BAGEL!"

by rinne August 22, 2006

cunt plaster

womens sanitary towel

i think my period has just started , would you mind going down to the shops and getting me a box of cunt plasters please

by dirtbox September 12, 2006

super cunting

super cunting... derivative of cunting. When something is slightly more cunting than that which the singular use of 'cunting' doth suffice to describe. Most often used in the sentance... 'that's not cunting, that's super cunting'.

Pedros, the Spanish Stud slept with my girlfriend... that's cunting.... then he slept with me... super cunting.

by jonniejoejonson October 11, 2006

cunt lick

one who is extremely annoying and disgusting. one who has exceeded the norms for being a douche bag. used to insult f-tards while not technically cursing, yet still being vulgar enough to offend.

1.the assistant principals at plant city high school are such cunt licks!!! i am so glad not to be there anymore

2. dude, your sister is such a cunt lick

3. holy F@%K , could you be anymore of a cunt lick?

4. mother flip, that turner the ap is such a cunt lick. why couldn't she just get cancer?

by michele mania January 30, 2008

cunt scratchers

A crude terminology for ones fingers, most often used by bogans or workers in a trade-type evironment.

Oi Andy, wrap your cunt scratchers around this fridge... it's fuckin heavy and i need some help lifting it

by Capalaba scum October 8, 2007

Smellen Cunt

A hilarious parody of the name of the actress helen hunt

I fuckin hate that show mad about you, its got smellen cunt in it

by Sweat1 January 1, 2009

Watery Cunt

A person who is easily offended by wind ups and jokes, thinking they are being picked on or others are mean to them. This often results in a huff or cry.
They can also be excessively nice to others, this may seem false, especially if done to acquaintances.

Oh God Vicki stop whinging about what Crystal said, it was a joke. You are being a watery cunt.
OR
Why is Lucy being so nice to me, I hardly know her. I have no idea Nina, she is such a watery cunt.

by MM - it's not for everyone August 12, 2015