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anally ravaged

When you get destroyed in something so badly that its equivalent to when a guy gets his ass destroyed in hardcore buttsex
Guy 1: Man he wiped the floor with me
Guy 2: you got anally ravaged
by Indeed_Guy May 28, 2014
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Anal Flag

Anal flag.
It is when your partner (or you) shoves both fists in the other partners ass and picks you up, proceeding to pick you up and wave you around like a flag. After if happens the person that got anal flagged will be paralyzed for 2 hours.
Guy1: Yo, me and my girl tried something new.
Guy2: What did you do?
Guy1: We ummm anal flagged.
Guys2: WHAT THE FUCK
by Thor of anal February 6, 2020
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Anal Missionary

The act of having anal sex with another person while also in the missionary position. It is considered the holiest of positions for unmarried Christian couples as it does not involve vaginal sex and maintains the missionary position.
Person 1: Yo man, I want to have sex with this girl but she’s super religious and wants to wait until marriage!
Person 2: How about suggesting anal missionary? That way the relationship remains pure and holy in the eyes of God.
by Order 65 June 18, 2021
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Anal Chasm

The crack inbetween the butt cheeks.
Can sumtimes be wide or thin, depending of fatness of butt cheeks.
If someone bends down to pick sumthing up you may see their 'anal chasm'.
by J.P123 September 23, 2009
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anal palpitations

See. Emmanuel Blanco
An uncontrollable craving for anal penetration which most commonly occurs in cases of cock-addict homosexuals. Symptoms can range from mild to severe, but is usually worse when waking up/before going to sleep or when walking into a bar. It can be measured by a male nurse with his meat sphygmomanometer. The area is usually dry, red and irritated and patients prefer treatment with saliva, lubricants or dense human milk
The Real Madrid soccer team is playing, I have anal palpitations that can only be satisfied with a win or a man inside me.
by hueleamacho November 8, 2015
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Anal-boink

To boink in the anus.
Also see penetration
Electronic Arts just anal-boinked Sega by purchasing both the NFL and ESPN franchises.

My friend likes to anal-boink. Creepy.
by Kaku Shinobi January 20, 2005
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anal sex

its like, when a man or a woman, usually take a cock up his/her ass, or a plastic dildo. It may have the following side-effects:
a. asshole becomes too big
b. cuts formed may cause bleeding
c. the person whose ass is fucked, can easily be IDENTIFIED, as the cheeks(bums) move when the person walks
by tillingknight September 25, 2005
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