Anal Dandruff

The small scraps of toilet paper left behind after wiping your butt.

I was looking at my backside in a mirror and noticed I had anal dandruff from the lousy toilet paper I used at my grandmas house.

by SayHuh?? June 22, 2011

Anal Perfectionist

The most extreme grammar nazi. Will correct you in public to maximize the embarrassment. Takes the literal too literally. Willl most like check this definition for errors.

You spelled the word fallacio wrong and used it in the wrong context - Felipe Kalb the anal perfectionist

by Eskimo Kisser December 11, 2018

Anal Assasin

A man who murders ass by stabbing. The attack will happen from behind with the recipient unaware their anus is about to be assasinated.

Sorry about your mom, I heard she fell victim to an anal assasin.

by Uptheshambles April 18, 2018

Anal-eyes

When making the decision on whether someone else is worthy of sleeping with, you always analyze that person's ass first, you are said to have anal-eyes.

My girlfriend knew I was checking out the other girls in the club when she seen my anal-eyes starring at a different ass everytime she looked me in the face.

by Spud Butter October 7, 2018

Anal-boink

To boink in the anus.
Also see penetration

Electronic Arts just anal-boinked Sega by purchasing both the NFL and ESPN franchises.

My friend likes to anal-boink. Creepy.

by Kaku Shinobi January 20, 2005

Anal Missionary

The act of having anal sex with another person while also in the missionary position. It is considered the holiest of positions for unmarried Christian couples as it does not involve vaginal sex and maintains the missionary position.

Person 1: Yo man, I want to have sex with this girl but she’s super religious and wants to wait until marriage!
Person 2: How about suggesting anal missionary? That way the relationship remains pure and holy in the eyes of God.

by Order 65 June 18, 2021

anal sex

its like, when a man or a woman, usually take a cock up his/her ass, or a plastic dildo. It may have the following side-effects:
a. asshole becomes too big
b. cuts formed may cause bleeding
c. the person whose ass is fucked, can easily be IDENTIFIED, as the cheeks(bums) move when the person walks

gay people love ANAL SEX!!

by tillingknight September 25, 2005