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Anal Thunder

When you eat too much mexican food and beans and you drink an energy drink, it creates a waste thunder storm.
Dude you should of been there last night, it was like Anal Thunder!
by Nintendo69 February 15, 2013
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Anal Smirk

The anal smirk is the clenching reflex you get when you have just let through the first bit of brown shame into yr underpants.
Anal Smirk - When one pulls out his meat from the brown fridge and you turn the "waters from babylon" tap off.
by Standard Bruv June 20, 2011
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Anal-boink

To boink in the anus.
Also see penetration
Electronic Arts just anal-boinked Sega by purchasing both the NFL and ESPN franchises.

My friend likes to anal-boink. Creepy.
by Kaku Shinobi January 20, 2005
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Anal Missionary

The act of having anal sex with another person while also in the missionary position. It is considered the holiest of positions for unmarried Christian couples as it does not involve vaginal sex and maintains the missionary position.
Person 1: Yo man, I want to have sex with this girl but she’s super religious and wants to wait until marriage!
Person 2: How about suggesting anal missionary? That way the relationship remains pure and holy in the eyes of God.
by Order 65 June 18, 2021
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anal palpitations

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An uncontrollable craving for anal penetration which most commonly occurs in cases of cock-addict homosexuals. Symptoms can range from mild to severe, but is usually worse when waking up/before going to sleep or when walking into a bar. It can be measured by a male nurse with his meat sphygmomanometer. The area is usually dry, red and irritated and patients prefer treatment with saliva, lubricants or dense human milk
The Real Madrid soccer team is playing, I have anal palpitations that can only be satisfied with a win or a man inside me.
by hueleamacho November 8, 2015
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anal inflation

When someone inflates their belly by putting a tube in their anus. Then, they start to pump water into the tube to fill their stomach with water. This is a kink for some people.
Megan is so hot when she does anal inflation
by LizardInACan October 21, 2021
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anal sex

its like, when a man or a woman, usually take a cock up his/her ass, or a plastic dildo. It may have the following side-effects:
a. asshole becomes too big
b. cuts formed may cause bleeding
c. the person whose ass is fucked, can easily be IDENTIFIED, as the cheeks(bums) move when the person walks
by tillingknight September 25, 2005
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