octopus fucking a bag pipe

A term used by professional divers (see monkey fucking a football) to describe a particular person or organizations discombobulated attempt to complete a task. (Note the diver has air hoses and is underwater)

Holy shit! You’re so tangled in your own lines and hoses you look like an octopus fucking a bag pipe.

by Cubs4388 October 31, 2020

nesquick fuck

When a man brings nesquick to his bedroom and shakes it all over his penis and in the woman's ass then having sex until the man cum and the woman has to go out in public with no clothes on and covered in nesquick to teach the woman a lesson.

Corol:did you see carie and Jonathan i think that caries got a nesquick fuck.
Mara:really?
Corol:ya.

by She's my pookie December 03, 2023

fridge fucked

When you wake up thirsty as hell and go to the fridge only to find it full of NATTY ICE.

Adam: "I got fridge fucked this morning!"

Luke: "Have a Heineken"

by ltm2ww April 28, 2008

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER

its said for i love you or you are my best friend.

hey bro. WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER!!!!!

bro: thank you : very much :3

by spookupt January 02, 2025

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER

its used for saying i love you or you are my best friend or my wife.

hey bro, WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER

bro: awwwww you are my WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER too!

husband: hey vanessa, WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER!

vanessa: thank you faggot

by spookupt January 02, 2025

fuck you thunder

Kyle is a fucking fag

Fuck you thunder is a definition of fucking kyle

by I am Kyle and I'm a fag November 02, 2017

We don't give a fuck

Basically saying "I don't give a fuck" but you're instead with a group that also says "I don't give a fuck", so it means you all agree and say you don't give a fuck altogether.

Group: We don't give a fuck about you.

by 14 year old autistic kid March 30, 2025