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by Ah Nu Cheeki Breeki Iv Damke March 15, 2017
Get the Max's Lawmug. by 19dollarfortnitecard November 25, 2021
Get the Maxmug. "Saying "screw it" and taking the project very unseriously, resulting in failure and humiliation. Just because you could"
by Maxpacito January 13, 2021
Get the To pull a maxmug. max is so tall and attractive he is the first thing you think of when you wake up i nthe morning and the last thing youll see before you die. max is a player hater and needs to eat a dick.
by ballssucker69 November 21, 2022
Get the max koochklienmug. "Clume maxxing" is a term derived from "clout" and "looks maxing," which are concepts often discussed in online communities, particularly those focused on self-improvement, social dynamics, and dating advice.
Combining these terms, "clume maxxing" involves enhancing both one's social status (clout) and physical appearance (looks) simultaneously to maximize attractiveness and social influence. This includes activities such as:
Cultivating a strong online presence on social media platforms to increase followers and engagement.
Paying attention to grooming, fashion, and fitness to enhance physical appearance.
Networking with influential individuals or communities to increase social status.
Engaging in activities or hobbies that are perceived as high-status or attractive.
Leveraging both online and offline interactions to build a desirable image.
It's worth noting that while improving one's appearance and social status can have benefits in various aspects of life, such as dating or career advancement, it's essential to approach these endeavors with authenticity and integrity. Simply chasing clout or obsessing over physical appearance without considering other aspects of personal growth and well-being may not lead to genuine fulfillment.
Combining these terms, "clume maxxing" involves enhancing both one's social status (clout) and physical appearance (looks) simultaneously to maximize attractiveness and social influence. This includes activities such as:
Cultivating a strong online presence on social media platforms to increase followers and engagement.
Paying attention to grooming, fashion, and fitness to enhance physical appearance.
Networking with influential individuals or communities to increase social status.
Engaging in activities or hobbies that are perceived as high-status or attractive.
Leveraging both online and offline interactions to build a desirable image.
It's worth noting that while improving one's appearance and social status can have benefits in various aspects of life, such as dating or career advancement, it's essential to approach these endeavors with authenticity and integrity. Simply chasing clout or obsessing over physical appearance without considering other aspects of personal growth and well-being may not lead to genuine fulfillment.
by clumer March 3, 2024
Get the Clume Maxxingmug. by anonymous February 19, 2022
Get the Maxmug. 1.) The name of one of the lesser-known Confederate commanders in the Civil War. He was an insubordinate commander. Burnside was a bald and heavy gentleman with large, gray sideburns.
2.) Burnsideverb: taking a shit in a water balloon, heating it to above room temperature, shaving one's pubes and throwing them inside the balloon, sticking one's thumb in the balloon, and shoving the balloon up a heavy man's rear with one's thumb still inside the balloon. This may lead to constipation.
2.) Burnsideverb: taking a shit in a water balloon, heating it to above room temperature, shaving one's pubes and throwing them inside the balloon, sticking one's thumb in the balloon, and shoving the balloon up a heavy man's rear with one's thumb still inside the balloon. This may lead to constipation.
1.) Max Burnside led several unsuccessful attacks on the Yankees due to little mistakes and laziness.
2.) Katy gave Alex a burnside leading to Alex soon getting constipated.
2.) Katy gave Alex a burnside leading to Alex soon getting constipated.
by CivilWarInfo November 28, 2011
Get the Max Burnsidemug.