Cunt Biscuit

A female that you cannot stand and cunt just wouldn't suffice to describe her.

She is such a cunt biscuit!!!!

by Brimmjob August 6, 2016

Biscuiting

When a female is in a bad mood. When she is inconsolable or otherwise annoyed.

'She ran out of tampons... she's biscuiting'

by Sir Ham of the Wallet July 11, 2023

Sodomy Biscuits

Only certain people can buy these biscuit due to the way people voted.

I wanted to by a packet of Sodomy Biscuits and Lurleen told me I couldn't because I voted No

by EgoMeatMachine November 28, 2023

Dick Biscuit

What one offers a woman for breakfast.

Morning after... He says " Mornin. Want some breakfast sexy?" She responds " Sounds nice. It's not often I get offered breakfast. Your so thoughtful! Can we have Bob Jones for breakfast?" Unto his response " No dear. All I can afford to get you is an extra large dick biscuit!" He chuckled.

by Sixx420 April 2, 2021

Biscuit

Blowed as pissed retard

Kyle is currently a biscuit

by IOU1233 December 1, 2018

shrimps & biscuits

When you wear open back/open toe shoes and your toes (shrimps) extend out too far and your heels (biscuits) extend out from the back of the shoe.

Example: Did you see her Shrimps & Biscuits? Girl, you better wear the right shoes for those feet.

by Jphoenix7x January 4, 2017

Scooped My Biscuit

The act of one person putting their hand up a womans skirt or dress and grabbing their va-jay-jay.

Oh my god! Ryan... that guy just "Scooped my Biscuit" !!

by BISCUIT SCOOPER October 18, 2011