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Cum biscuit

The belly button area that gets cummed on when you are jacking off horizontally.
“After I nutted I made sure to clean my cum biscuit thoroughly.”
“Babe will you lick my cum biscuit off of me?”
by Awkwardlolafry February 21, 2023
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clown biscuit

A tubby wanker who turns in front of you after leaving Taco Bell
by Pbandjennay April 16, 2021
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gas station biscuit

I wake up and get me a gas station biscuit
Head to town, wash it down with some Mountain Dew - Florida Georgia Line
by GullibleOne October 13, 2020
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Derpy Biscuit

It’s a phrase that makes Staceys cringe.
Hey Stacey! Get over here and let me whiff that derpy biscuit!
by Hyuckleberry December 6, 2023
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biscuit knocker

It is a dumb biscuit also known as a fucking retard
"Hey did you see Jaden over there", "yea he's such a biscuit knocker"
by Tr@$h January 23, 2021
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Biscuit

Not to be mistaken for its superior, the crossiant, a flakey dessert. It also does fAN FREAKIN TASTIC WITH TEA LIKE OMG IT IS ALSO RLLY GOOD WITH BUTTER LIKE IT GETS ALL MELTY LIKE MMMMMMM YAAAAAAA IMMA EAT THESE BISCUITS DOWN THE HATCH
Tim: Oh why n’yello there Jimmithy, would you like a spot of tea with a biscuit
Jimmithy: Oh why indeed, a biscuit would be most enjoyable smeared with butter while it is still warm. Cheers!
Tim and Jimmithy: (Click their fancy lil’ teacups together)
by Sneaky Cheese March 14, 2018
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biscuit witch

A word for a ugly ass whore bitch but your moms in the room.
“Hey mom the biscuit witch tried to talk to me again”
“ I already told you what to to just burn down her house already.”
by Gorl.com February 2, 2023
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