SAM

A SEXY ASIAN MAN

YOOO you see him? Thats a whole SAM fuck outta here

by am67 September 19, 2018

SAM

SEXY ASIAN MAN

YOOO YOU SEE HIM OVEr THERE... THATS A WHOLE SAM FOH

by am67 September 19, 2018

Sam

A beautiful, smart loving gorgeous dollar sign who cares about people and helps everyone and makes you the happiest human alive. Someone everybody needs and loves. Beautiful even though she doesn’t see it. Perfect in every way with a laugh like a Slim Shady LP song and a voice that can send you into Coconut mode instantly. Treasure that deserves to be treated with love and respect and showered with ramen noodles. Wife of The REAL Fake Slim Shady.

Wow, Sam is such a Sam sometimes.

That’s so Sam of Sam to do.

What a Sam.

by K.A.M.I.K.A.Z.E. October 4, 2018

sam

an egg like why was he born in the first place

sams an egg

by kingpanda213 January 23, 2022

sam

sam is just a super amazing guy that loves webcomics and steven universe. you love to talk to sam because you have a load of stuff in common and he says just a really great dude. he also got you into homestuck

sam was showing me his art earlier and i was shocked at how fast he can improve

by owowowo August 13, 2018

Sam

a man with a meter long shlong

hes sam ofc

by hjjidnfgjlkefnilgnuetirngjilkt March 11, 2022

Sam

a person who LIES

Person: "Oh my gosh why does that person lie so much ?? They're such a fucking SAM ."

by Randynut October 17, 2025