Mike

A Person that most likely has the addiction to foxes or wovles... You have an Un-common name, your kind of stupid but seriously what else would you think? Your Cool? Oh yeah theres a reason why people used to stare at you *stares*...

That person should be called a Mike... He acts like one too

by LolJerkyBeef September 12, 2021

Seduce mike day

September 16 is the day where you should send a guy named mike the most seductive, sexy picture ;)

I just realized what today is, it’s September 16 Its seduce mike day

by Just the guy with the name September 16, 2021

mike

the majik man ! i fucking love that bitch !! all hail camel man

" mikes so fucking sexy "
" REAAALL hes so autism sexy hot man "

by majicmikeREAL November 20, 2022

Mike

When a stock is going down and Mike decides it should go up.

I thought I would lose everything until the stock Miked and I bought a lambo

by In Mike We Trust February 12, 2025

Mike

Mike is a boring prick that doesn't like joining in.

Do we have to invite Mike, he's such a buzzkill

by Certainutensil November 23, 2021

Mike Vandantillaart

The hottest man around
Kyota Vandantillaart's dad
Grindr famous
$10 𝘱𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘫𝘰𝘣

Mike Vandantillaart really rammed me yesterday

by Kyota Vandantillaart November 10, 2022

Dirty Mike Special

When you fuck a girl in the butt while her head is in the toilet. After you finish, you flush the toilet and slap her ass while saying "thats why they call me dirty mike!"

Man, i gave this bitch the dirty mike special last night!

by Bophadies69 August 24, 2022