A highly contagious decease in which someone has an increasingly high fetish towards kids and invites them over to sleep in his bed with him.
Jacob Hey Mike, got a little kid now? I haven’t seen you in years!
mike Nah fam, doctor said I only have 6 weeks to live as I have been infected with Michael Jackson syndrome.
Jacob Stay the fuck away from me!
mike Nah fam, doctor said I only have 6 weeks to live as I have been infected with Michael Jackson syndrome.
Jacob Stay the fuck away from me!
by Jdbbdkebshx November 19, 2018
Get the Michael Jacksonmug. Michael Campbell is a fat ass white boy who thinks he's hood when in reality all he does is smoke with his butt buddies and eat because he is a pig
by cuntinued November 6, 2013
Get the Michael Campbellmug. by Oswaldo Moberry October 22, 2020
Get the Michael Jacksonmug. Totally legitimate medical disorder in which a person argues that nothing new will ever compete with an older version. Also known as Star Wars Syndrome.
Julio thinks that Revenge of the Sith doesn't come close to comparing to the original Star Wars movies. Julio has Michael Jordan Syndrome.
by Stephen Ochocinco December 10, 2013
Get the Michael Jordan Syndromemug. A disease in which the infected person cannot make anything that doesn't suck. Those infected have been known to have give horrible direction, have extremely crude and vulgar ways of going about things, be offensive toward human beings, and give people who have been exposed to their creations diseases such as cancer and Lou Gerhig's Disease.
-"Man, watching Transformers 2 gave me cancer, the director must have suffered from Michael Bay Disease"
by Fat Val Kilmer March 18, 2014
Get the michael bay diseasemug. When you go from being light skinned to dark skinned over time, essentially the reverse of Michael Jackson who went from dark to light skinned.
Guy 1: yo, look at these old pics of Ariana Grande
Guy 2: damn, she really pulled off a reverse Michael Jackson
Guy 2: damn, she really pulled off a reverse Michael Jackson
by PythonP February 26, 2021
Get the Reverse Michael Jacksonmug. by BRANDON194 May 7, 2011
Get the Michael Bay Explosionmug.