Talking Taco

When a girl puts Pop Rocks into her Vajayjay hole before getting eaten out.

Bro 1: Im nervous about going down on my girl.
Bro 2: Its chill, just make sure you have her do the Talking Taco. Its like Halloween but better.

Talking Taco by Blue Eyed Impaler August 6, 2011

Ghost Taco 

It's when you've had a Taco Bell (or any Mexican) meal in the day, and later that night, your farts smell exactly like your meal.

Rick: Anyone else smellin' tacos?

James: Nah, bro. Had some last night. enjoy that Ghost Taco.

Bitch: Goddammit.

Ghost Taco by Assfat March 24, 2013

smelly taco 

A smelly taco is slang for a vagina that smells of cheap taco seasoning and the unfulfilled dreams of unbaptized orphans.

Hey Steve, have you ever smelled Jane`s vagina? In my classification handbook for vagina scents, similar to a handbook for animal tracks, it is most closely related to the smelly taco.

smelly taco by SteveLikesButts October 9, 2016

glossy taco 

When a girls pussy is so wet it shins

damn she had a very glossy taco

glossy taco by oofx4 June 5, 2018

Put the Taco Meat on her Butt

A very obscure way of saying one would engage in intercourse with a female they have no respect for. "Taco Meat" is in reference to man-meat entering the unknowing female's pink taco.

Rusty: That cashier is cute.

Remington: Meh. She's okay.

Rusty: I'd put the taco meat on her butt.

Remington: She'll probably let you. She looks like a pin cushion for dicks.

Put the Taco Meat on her Butt by MidgetHerder March 4, 2013

Waluigi's taco stand 

The true source of all that is holy. Waluigi's taco stand can transform anyone into a god. It is run by the sexiest being ever created.

Harry potter got his power from Waluigi's taco stand.
Imma get lit at Waluigi's taco stand tonight.

Waluigi's taco stand by Fractice The Fox July 26, 2018

hungarian taco 

a sex move where one partner eats taco meat off the others back while doing it doggie style. after that is completed the man will penis slap the girl unconcious. when she wakes up she strips him of all bodily hair.

i have no hair left because me and my babe did a hungarian taco for the first time.

hungarian taco by flappypappy789567 August 18, 2009