Skip to main content

Walmart Rock

The type generic "hard rock" that all has the same over produced and polished sound. This insipid pointless music always manages to sound heavy yet incredibly soft all the same time. Perfectly smoothed over and silky in the worst possible way. Every singer has the same generic throaty "rock voice" thanks to the wonders of modern production techniques. It's the most risk averse genre of music since boy bands. They may try to sound "different" by adding something like a string section or piano breaks, but it's all hopelessly terrible. This is the mind of music you would find in the rock/metal section of your local midwest Walmart. Bands include but most certainly aren't limited to Skillet, 3 Days Grace, Seether, Buck Cherry, Alter Bridge, Chevelle, Nickleback, Trapt, 3 Doors Down, Stained, Daughtry, etc etc wash, rinse, repeat. Cut, copy, paste.
Bro: "Hey man, would you like to go see the Skillet show with me tonight"

Person with taste: "Why on earth would I want to go see a crappy Walmart Rock band?"
by Pickled Fish Lips March 30, 2020
mugGet the Walmart Rockmug.

Torching Rocks

Smoking crack, particularly with a high intensity flame out of a crack pipe.
Man: “Did you see that hobo torching rocks under the bridge?”
Woman: “Hell yeah I did, I’m going to see if he has any extra!”
by Guru Nator April 20, 2023
mugGet the Torching Rocksmug.

Christian Rock

Music and songs that are directed toward Christians for them to praise God, hear a Christian message or enjoy with a rock music beat.
Did you hear about the Christian Rock concert this weekend?
by b4urn April 4, 2020
mugGet the Christian Rockmug.

top rocks

When you give a guy top while you have pop rocks in your mouth
Excuse me madam, would you care to give me some top rocks?
by 01018474 January 17, 2021
mugGet the top rocksmug.

icy rocks

1. Aye bro i see dem icy rocks on yo wrist
by IceBoy February 10, 2018
mugGet the icy rocksmug.

Pop rocks

Another name for kiribaku (a ship from My Hero Academia). The manliest rock and boom boom boi
"Kiribaku is such a good ship."
"Oh, you mean pop rocks?"
OR
"I love the ship pop rocks."
by GrassySalmon105 November 30, 2020
mugGet the Pop rocksmug.

Share this definition