peaceful john

Giving a blow job to sleeping guy

Randy passed out but that girl was so hammered she gave him a peaceful john

by moosewithdabiggoose June 22, 2014

Happy John

Happy John Someone who gets sadistic pleasure by tormenting his friends or coworkers. This may involve dry anal rape, kidnaping, or grand theft.

I can not believe he did the Happy John to me by putting that box cutter in my butt.

by The Lar November 21, 2019

John Nicoletti

My dad

"When will John Nicoletti support me and my mom?"

by peefwan October 27, 2017

John Doe

John Doe and is a multiple-use placeholder name that is used in the United States when the true name of a person is unknown or is being intentionally concealed. In the context of law enforcement in the United States, such names are often used to refer to a corpse whose identity is unknown or unconfirmed.

John doe was a mysterious man.

by deware February 20, 2023

Johns Mom

A mother of a boy named John.

Also a person who sleeps with many women.

Johns mom bought a spa.

by Sucacock May 14, 2023

John Boating

The act of a person lifting the penis and performing the same act as motor boating but doing so with the testicles.

Sally lifted my penis and John Boated me last nigh, it was the best John Boating ever.

by SuicideInkDemon June 27, 2023

john sherlock

A three foot long turd weighing more than 200 pounds

I hadn't shit in a week so Sunday I took a John Sherlock

by Pops3423 August 6, 2017