by kim whalen December 3, 2003

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by Uhhh.gavin October 5, 2020

Gullible, awkward figurehead. Normally seen dodging taxes and the police. Hippest dude on the block. Seargent with the biggest computer. Often falls for simple jokes such as "you dropped your shoelace". Man of few words.
See that man over there? That's a Master Roberts. If you wanna be the coolest dude in school, he's the guy to talk to.
by Randy Beans November 24, 2020
