muller light greek yogurt

when she sit on your chode and you grab her by the hips and start vigorously shaking her up and down like a spray can, the smaller the penis the stronger the intensity

kyan: i had to give her the muller light greek yogurt last night

me: because it’s too small?

keean: ye uh

by no1mlpfan March 07, 2021

rainbow light up keyboard

"an over priced keyboard that pro gamers use"

"his names silly salmon and he a rainbow light up keyboard"

by purpelbananaa October 12, 2020

relief light

When a man lights and smokes a cigarette while peeing outside.

The best part of smoking is having a relief light.

by Rajtinka January 21, 2014

Blue lighted

Where you haven't had sex in a while and your body is not used to it and you get random boners without thinking of anything sexual

Bro your blue lighted

by Bazza March 06, 2017

Putting traffic lights at my stop sign

When someone tries to over complicate a task or situation you have already resolved.

Look pal, I've already sorted it, don't be putting traffic lights at my stop sign

by Elektrafying_ July 19, 2017

changing the light bulb

Cranking one’s “unit” while entering their partner

Gf: “Wanna have sex?”
Bf: “Sure, wanna try changing the light bulb?”
Gf: “no”

by ShadyBruns November 05, 2017

Southern lights

A party trick which consists of holding a lighter up to your ass while farting, which emits a flame causing you to to spontaneously cumbust.

Hey bro, you ever seen the southern of the southern lights?

by CHALKWALKER May 12, 2024