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David Syndrome

A mild form of hyperthyroidism (likely caused by down-regulation of T3 receptors in the brain and hence, high thyroxine tolerance and subsequent increased TRH and TSH) that doesn't harm metabolism or cause damage to peripheral organ systems, but however causes the the affected individual to display high cold tolerance, twitching, irritability, slight mental challenge, hyperactive disorder and other effects which have not yet been fully researched.

(Not fully proven, but research is currently being conducted to confirm the impact of David Syndrome on mental development. It is believed that it causes damage to the central nervous system, particularly the basal ganglia, thus leading to do symptoms resembling Tourette's with an early onset in life and a late onset of Alzheimer's, dementia and Parkinson's)
Bystander: Why is that weird twitching guy being such a dick?
Doctor: Please forgive him, he's just suffering from David syndrome.
by gay, pantyman, May 17, 2016
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david sales

A all around asshole to younger siblings and with a average prostate size of 3-4 inches, and has a short temper
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david kilgore

Fucking Kike and Krout. Non Homo Kys bitch. Can I eat your ass. No Homo. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
David Kilgore Is a krout homo dick sucking Kike
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freddie david

A kind loving person who always cares for others. Sometime soon he can be a bit of a know it all but is true at heart
Freddie David

is social cool and well known !
by Poppy 😍xxx January 19, 2018
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david mertz

Look at David Mertz, he's so fine, he reminds me of a young Chris Pratt, mixed with a young James Franco.
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kara david

Simply the most amazing girl you could ever meet. She can make you fall in love with her almost instantly with her gorgeous personality and never fails to make you smile. She deserves the world for all the good she does for everyone around her. You could stare at her without saying a word for hours on end and continue to find new things to love about her.
"zamnnnnnnnn kara david or should I say lil chink"
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david

David is a Really handsome boy with curly hair and a big penis the size of marocco.
He loves Bread and loves the smell of Bread cooking in the oven. He is Really smart . He doesnt even learn good. Hes Really funny and loves pussy. He can get mad but he'll always forgive you. He doesn't believe in god but in Jahwe because he is jewish. He always games on the ps4 with his " friends". He loves racing games .
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