prairie clams

Unlike prairie oysters, which are bull nuts, prairie clams are the testes of smaller species like gophers.

A delicious snack.

Garry Gopher noticed that Gordie Gopher was squeaking in a very high voice and limping.

"Whazzup?" he asked.

"Prairie clams," squeaked Gordie, waving his empty nut sack.

by scodder May 19, 2010

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closs

(Closs) k-loss-noun; the fate of reality

The way Jess acts in bridge in terebithia after Leslie dies is an example of a closs

by Dwfields1129 December 18, 2017

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Claus

claus is a very weird dude, he doesnt like kids but hes a highschool teacher anyways.
CLAUS IS ANnoying

person 1: omg is that a claus?
person 2: yes run

by Niels123<3akamaja June 2, 2021

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panty claus

during the month of december 1st and the 31st, if a man gets pussy within these days, he got a visit from the panty claus.

(day: december 15th)

Matt: awwww shit son i just got half black/vietnamese/filipino/punjab/white/irish pussy today!

Gerard: awwww skeet skeet motha fucka! u just got a visit from the panty claus.

Matt: awww yea man thats what the business is chuz! wanna go treasure hunting at 1:00 in the morning?

Gerard: ya man lets go get some Filipino flags and from Mira Mesa and wave it around mexicans!

by jaficial December 20, 2008

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crass

my ass is crass from the brown grass, it shall not pass, but alas, i fisted in mass, with forced induction, caused by the futile suction of bernhagen reproduction.

crass in the ass lets do it together. crass in the ass its not just the weather.

thats just SUPERFICIAL crass!!!!!!!

by Mr Procrastination April 9, 2005

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claps

gonorhea gonorhea

it hurtsa whenb u pee-a when u pee-a

enjoy ur dick while it lasts

lick the gonorhea of my dick

by Libido January 10, 2005

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Santa Claus

A hundred year old magical fat petafile that sneaks into small childrenns homes at night and leaves them toys, while he eats all your cookies and drinks all your milk on his yearly visits. Likely drunk. Also, he still owes you that damn pony from when you were 5!

Little kid: Yay Santa Claus!
Older brother: Wheres my Damn pony?!

by The not so big and not so red January 14, 2011

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