Bob: "Damn I feel good."
Mark: "Why do you feel so good Bob?"
Bob: "I just screwed a chick with my celtic snake!"
Mark: "Seriously dude you got one of those?"
Bob: "Ya dude I used it on your mom last night."
Mark: "Why do you feel so good Bob?"
Bob: "I just screwed a chick with my celtic snake!"
Mark: "Seriously dude you got one of those?"
Bob: "Ya dude I used it on your mom last night."
by u shit fuck January 20, 2012
As in same as being a milkshake duck but this milkshake is a bad man you should never have trusted that is a total wanker, a loser that pretended to be boyfriend material.
by 4a1000years June 17, 2018
by mysteryuser3426 March 18, 2019
a person who lies a lot to gain the attention of the opposite sex, but when in desperation will tend to the same sex.
will lie(selot) to get things her way, and is not afraid to put the blame on others.
she will try to steal your boyfriend and hides some of her boytoys to the rest of the group.
(het is liselotte jongens)
will lie(selot) to get things her way, and is not afraid to put the blame on others.
she will try to steal your boyfriend and hides some of her boytoys to the rest of the group.
(het is liselotte jongens)
by three men squad March 02, 2018
by Mister Popular October 25, 2018
a person who pretends to be your friend but goes behind your back and talks about you. they are usually somehow popular, but you know better to stay away from them. they will try to get to you and your friends, but just to make themselves feel better. you will often find them in school.
by wasdwasd123 February 26, 2019
Snake- Hey wanna go to tanks today? "no". -secretly in panda groupchat- "we need everyone to go, Cole N is acting up again. We cannot beat him unless we summon an army."
by jasonwolfe January 18, 2021