Windowpane

Doing an ungodly amount of acid. In regards to a metaphorical windowpane you’d be existing through after the trip.

Joey did a windowpane last year, and he’s never been the same since!

by Grobbster February 28, 2023

Windows 77

The most epic Windows version, with a keyboard that predicts what you're going to write and gives you all the suggestions so you don't waste time

No mouse or touchpad, only your hand movements control the cursor

Full HD Ultra 8K Blue Ray 1080p 15,500,000,000 bit image quality

iris recognition

Secure control over your home and devices

Fire, water, drop, shock, dirt and dirt resistant

The Future, get yours soon (not official... yet :) )

Are Windows 77 already oficial?
No, one day maybe, in 2077 we will have, or not...

If Windows 77 really was invented, would you buy it?
Yeah, I wanna be the first to buy this!

by Spacer_Gamer456 March 17, 2023

Windows 10ner

Someone who uses Windows 10 religiously and refuses to accept any other operating system.

Shut up, Windows 10ner.

by Artyboi April 6, 2023

Windows Vista

Innocent OS that is targetted by MacShitass users. Go see Windows ME, also yall forgot that RTM was the bad one and not SP2? It's the fucking hardware not the OS. Get a life and touch grass Mashitosh users y'all definitely have no brain and a dad

Macshitass user: wInDoWs vIsTa iS wOrSt oS!1!1!1
Linux fanboy: yEs!1!1 lInUx iS bEsT!1!1
Macshitass user: nOoOoOoOo mAcOs iS gUuuuuuuuud!1!1!1!1! yOuR hAcKeR oS iS tRaSh!1!1
Linux fanboy: fAk yOu WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!1!1!1!1

by WindowsServer2003YT May 24, 2023

Windows

Windows is a operating system made by Microsoft.

"Hey james, windows sucks, use linux"

by hdsn jkdnasddasdasd June 10, 2023

windows cleaned

To have your pockets emptied by unscrupulous people

I’ve just had my windows cleaned and it’s cost me £60.

by Kladdo August 18, 2023

Windows syndrome

An irresistible desire to use an operating system that screws one up repeatedly even after one pays for it. Considered to be a form of masochism.

Susan is an idiot to advise Linux to John when she clearly knows that he suffers from Windows syndrome.

by leo_sk October 12, 2023