Thomas' Law

The longer a conversation lasts, the higher the chance of Team Fortress 2 being mentioned. The strange thing about this law is that no matter how long the conversation actually lasts, there is a 100% chance that TF2 will come up.

Me - "Hey Thomas. What did you think of that Walking Dead episode last night?"
Them - "Why would I have watched it? You know that I played 69 hours of TF2 last night!"
Me - "Really?! You're providing a textbook example of Thomas' Law!"

Me - "What's wrong with you? You're acting very aggressive today."
Them - "Aggressive? I think you mean Heavy-like!"

by RobbTheYoungWolf February 17, 2014

Thomas A

The best guy in the world at baseball and very respectful and nice. He is athletic and loves basketball

Wow! He is good!! He must be Thomas A

by Goat91 November 6, 2018

Thomas

Thomas’s are bitches. They make up rumors about people and blame people for they didn’t do. They might seem nice at first but they are actually very mean. If you ever encounter a thomas, run away. Thomas is an old man name and if you name your kid thomas, your setting them up for failure. They are scary looking and will most likely scare away your friends.

Girl: ew is that a thomas, lets walk the other way.

by gabrielasalazar May 30, 2022

Thomas

Massive Cock

Gheez have you slept with Thomas before.
Nah but apparently he has a Massive Cock

by anonymous November 23, 2021

thomas atkinson

A right geeza who thinks he is cool and the best person ever. He shows off and has a thousand friends because he's so special and weird. Send him some help. Thanks

Person 1:Thomas Atkinson , my g!!
Person 2: you alright?!?!

by Me yeh January 26, 2018

Thomas (U.S)

The slave of Camille. Really obedient. Stands for Ugly Slave.

Someone : who's dat stupid hoe?
Camille : oh it's nothing, just Thomas (U.S)

by neasty May 31, 2020

Thomas Cross

Thomas Cross is the guitarist of Industrial Frost. He has founded several different projects since 2006 including Carry Your Cross, Circle Of Thirteen, and Sateris. He also has a solo Industrial project under his own name.

Thomas Cross and his solo music is far different than any of his prior work.

by Divine Clemantine November 30, 2011