side ignore

When someone is really listening to you, but they are trying to make you think that they are ignoring you.

As I was talking to Nicholas about my expectations, he side ignored me.

by Nicbelle January 21, 2016

disney side

A guy who has to love Disney because his girlfriend does.

My girlfriend said I have a Disney side dude.

by Cnfndnjdjdndn December 19, 2016

putting on siding

When you masterbate so vigorously that you build callouses along the sides of your shaft.

Johnny's been in prison so long that all he can do is keep putting on siding.

by Re85sa October 26, 2022

Side Scrapes

When you have crusty pieces of period blood left in your fanny after that time of the month, and you scoop if out with a spoon.

My side Scrapes were nasty last night

by Toby58 July 5, 2022

East-Side Sammich decoy

The act of stretching your ballsac , smearing hummus on your nipples, and falling asleep in the living room floor watching reruns of 'punky Brewster and ALF'.

The wind direction is perfect for a day at the mall for a mutuel East-side Sammich decoy.

by 2-cold, 2-care:aboutmyhair June 8, 2016

Royal Side

The side for the unexpected and the good

It’s mostly used as a hashtag #RoyalSide

Royal Side means a side for the unexpected and the good

by Royal Side June 25, 2018

Wake up on the grumpy side of the bed

To discover that your partner has doubled down in retaliation for a recent relationship slight of yours.

Johnny Depp missed Amber Heard's birthday party, so he had to wake up on the grumpy side of the bed.

by AQuokka April 20, 2022