cunt punt

When a guy kicks the cunt as if punting a football (or just kicking). Getting the female back for punting him in the balls.

"dude, you got kicked in the nuts, even the playing feild and cunt punt her ass."

by "Big" Mike September 5, 2008

Thunder Cunt

A thunder cunt is when a female has such a large vagina that is slaps against her thigh making a very low frequency sound similar to thunder… it is said that rhinos and elephants can hear it from miles away.
An example of a woman with a thunder cunt would be for instance…
- Rosie O’Donnell
- Monique
- Any woman on the biggest loser

Steve, how could you ever make love to that Thunder Cunt beast?!

by Messy Tessie Torres March 16, 2009

joe cunt

A Derogetory term used to describe a person whom you dislike(1). It can also be used as an agressive manner of addressing someone (2)

(1)
Person 1 - Who the fucks knocked our bins over?.

Person 2 - I think it was joe cunt next door joe cunt next door!.

(2) "How, Joe Cunt, what the fuck are ye lookin at?!?"

by Mr. Wogg December 30, 2006

Watery Cunt

A person who is easily offended by wind ups and jokes, thinking they are being picked on or others are mean to them. This often results in a huff or cry.
They can also be excessively nice to others, this may seem false, especially if done to acquaintances.

Oh God Vicki stop whinging about what Crystal said, it was a joke. You are being a watery cunt.
OR
Why is Lucy being so nice to me, I hardly know her. I have no idea Nina, she is such a watery cunt.

by MM - it's not for everyone August 12, 2015

Cunt tiger

A guy that hunts for girls all the time, always searching for a new girl to screw. That guy that will hit on any girl as long as they've got themselves a snatch. The one at parties that tells stories about how he loves his poor sick grandma.

That guy down the hall is a complete cunt tiger. Hooked up with me and texted my friend the next day. Now he's sitting in the bushes in the park watching girls.

by brilliantbitch October 5, 2009

cunt lick

one who is extremely annoying and disgusting. one who has exceeded the norms for being a douche bag. used to insult f-tards while not technically cursing, yet still being vulgar enough to offend.

1.the assistant principals at plant city high school are such cunt licks!!! i am so glad not to be there anymore

2. dude, your sister is such a cunt lick

3. holy F@%K , could you be anymore of a cunt lick?

4. mother flip, that turner the ap is such a cunt lick. why couldn't she just get cancer?

by michele mania January 30, 2008

super cunting

super cunting... derivative of cunting. When something is slightly more cunting than that which the singular use of 'cunting' doth suffice to describe. Most often used in the sentance... 'that's not cunting, that's super cunting'.

Pedros, the Spanish Stud slept with my girlfriend... that's cunting.... then he slept with me... super cunting.

by jonniejoejonson October 11, 2006