toe sponge

Soft toes that soak up liquid.

Oh wait, I spilled some milk, walk over here and toe sponge this up.

by Vaginal_Secrections July 2, 2017

Twinkle Toe

The male version of the female Camel Toe; but embarrassingly smaller in size.

The dynamic duo showed up to the costume party with Robin sporting a generous camel toe and Batman a mere twinkle toe.

by Robin B. Wonder November 6, 2017

pure toes

Toes that if they were a person they would be so innocent.

*sees soft toes with no wrinkles* "WOW YOU'RE TOES ARE SO PURE! MUCH PURE TOES"

by tYlErJoSePh0707 November 6, 2017

Thunder bolt toe

When your second toe is longer than your big toe. Science.

I have an oddly shaped foot because I have a thunder bolt toe.

by Car ro November 9, 2017

slimmy toe

When a man has a very small very narrow penis that resembles a toe due to the head looking like a toenail, sometimes with matching fungus.

Stacy, you slept with Kevin?! He has such a slimmy toe!!!

by Monkeys14321 November 14, 2017

slimmy toe

A man with a particularly small penis with very small girth that makes it resemble a toe and the head looks like a toenail. Often with fungus as well.

Stacy, I can’t believe you slept with Kevin! He has such a slimmy toe.

by Monkeys14321 November 14, 2017

Dike Toe

When the toe next to the big toe is longer than the big toe itself.

“Damn did you see Liz?”
“Yeah, I wasnt aware she hed such a Dike Toe”
“Bro it looks like she could swoop down from the sky and grab lunch with those talons”

by Mad Handsome April 20, 2018