tits mcgee

In colonial times, the breakfast cook on Washington's plantation specialized in rolling the pancake batter between her breasts then depositing the formed dough onto the griddle.

President Washington lovingly nicknamed his breakfast cook 'Tits McGee'. ie. "That was a delicious breakfast, Tits McGee", said Washington.

by Steve Harman May 13, 2005

tit sucker

(n) A mooch, a sponge, a ne'er-do-well or a person who lives off of someone else and sits in the house all day on his fat ass because he's too much of a douchebag to get a job and carry his own weight.

Betty: Paul is nothing but a tit sucker, you know.
Robert: Yes, I know. He uses her for her money and a roof over his head.
Betty: Just like a greedy puppy... he grabs hold of one tit and won't let go. What a tit sucker!

by Robert E. Porter, Jr. July 16, 2008

orangutan tits

n. A girl whos tits look like fleshy pantyhose with tangerines in them, that hang at least to her belly button

Britney has some nasty orangutan tits, that you have to swing out of the way for vaginal insertion

by Christopher A. Jackson December 12, 2006

Tit Honker

A person who is overly obsesed with squeezzing tits

God Dam That Guy Is Such A Fucking Tit Honker

by xxxYomomma69xxx July 23, 2009

Hog Tits

G-dog's tits

Carlos: "What's going on hog tits?"

Ginelle: "Don't call me that."

by Kool C April 22, 2011

tit-tay

mammory gland(s)of a female mammal; breast, also see boob, tit, titty,,ilk globe, etc.. best drawn out as long as possible

damn that girl got some big ole tit-tay's

by wjjr May 2, 2006

giggle-tits

Nickname for a girl with extremely large breasts who laughs all the time, especially after drinking too much.

Lynsey is such a giggle-tits after she has a few vodka tonics; she laughs at everything.

by Dane Reeves January 12, 2009