Biscuit

Really old, dirty, smelly, torn up shoes
by Josh1983 October 6, 2008
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Risky Biscuit

The last guy to spaff had to eat the risky biscuit.
by Tigermoff May 27, 2022
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Cow and a Biscuit

A phrase derived from the UK, especially the Midlands areas.

It is used generally as a "so-so" or more modern term "meh"

The origin of the phrase is not quite known specifically, but is rumoured to have been somewhere in the early 1900s in the town of Tipton, stemming from the Pie Factory now known more commonly as "Mad O'Rourke's". The restaurant chain pays homage to this saying with it's World Famous "Desperate Dan’s Cow Pie", some sources say this meal was originally served with a biscuit as a sweet option to cleanse the palette after a heart-warming and sumptuous meal.
Person A: Hey, how are you doing today?
Person B: Cow and a Biscuit! You?
Person A: Cow and a Biscuit!
by Paul Oakley July 17, 2021
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Soggy biscuit

A moist watery biscuit.

The best way to enjoy a biscuit is my soaking it in cold water :)
"Did you just dunk that biscuit in water??"

"Why yes I did, I'm just enjoying my soggy biscuit"
by daddyoolonglegs June 19, 2022
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Biscuit

A person who’s name is usually Matthew

That person is very cheerful, is fun to be around and is always laughing
Hello biscuit
by Ewe botha April 22, 2019
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Nano biscuit

That guy over there is a real nano biscuit
by GamingStalker September 30, 2021
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Biscuit Spitters

Hobbit type folk with sandals and hairy toes that qualify for the automotive Motability scheme. They can be found frequenting car showrooms to feast and gorge on the free condiments reserved for patrons.
Upon a qualified specialist approaching they proceed to spit biscuit crumbs all over the suited executive whilst swearing about how they dislike gay people.
Fuck me Dan, have the Shire folk been in? Ya look like the biscuit spitters have been whinging with a gob full!!
by Dan Das Welt Man September 15, 2020
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