Dumpster Biscuit

A large back of chick fil a biscuits that your Uber driver hides behind the Dumpster so your fat ass can eat them after PT.

Can you battle buddy me outside, my Dumpster biscuits just arrived.

by moyyom December 13, 2024

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Derpy Biscuit

It’s a phrase that makes Staceys cringe.

Hey Stacey! Get over here and let me whiff that derpy biscuit!

by Hyuckleberry December 6, 2023

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Not to be mistaken for its superior, the crossiant, a flakey dessert. It also does fAN FREAKIN TASTIC WITH TEA LIKE OMG IT IS ALSO RLLY GOOD WITH BUTTER LIKE IT GETS ALL MELTY LIKE MMMMMMM YAAAAAAA IMMA EAT THESE BISCUITS DOWN THE HATCH

Tim: Oh why n’yello there Jimmithy, would you like a spot of tea with a biscuit
Jimmithy: Oh why indeed, a biscuit would be most enjoyable smeared with butter while it is still warm. Cheers!
Tim and Jimmithy: (Click their fancy lil’ teacups together)

by Sneaky Cheese March 14, 2018

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biscuit knocker

It is a dumb biscuit also known as a fucking retard

"Hey did you see Jaden over there", "yea he's such a biscuit knocker"

by Tr@$h January 23, 2021

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Biscuit

the ugliest cat that has graced the earth. He is built like the moon emoji and has the emotional range of a spoon.

"Hey Biscuit looks pretty busted today"..."Doesn't he always?"

by BiscuitHater April 26, 2021

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Biscuit Spitters

Hobbit type folk with sandals and hairy toes that qualify for the automotive Motability scheme. They can be found frequenting car showrooms to feast and gorge on the free condiments reserved for patrons.
Upon a qualified specialist approaching they proceed to spit biscuit crumbs all over the suited executive whilst swearing about how they dislike gay people.

Fuck me Dan, have the Shire folk been in? Ya look like the biscuit spitters have been whinging with a gob full!!

by Dan Das Welt Man September 15, 2020

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