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by camerup September 30, 2020
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Sam Williamson

I think I'm jesus or god and I don't know which one I am
Sam Williamson is literally god or Jesus and he doesn't know which one so stop asking
by glibisgood March 5, 2023
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Sam’s Theory

3 guys skull fucking a barely legal freshly 18 little blonde boy, shooting ropes of semen in his eye balls, and then each one penetrating his rectum where they release their warm embrace, after which the blonde boy fucks each of them in the rectum and releases his warm embrace, then each of them poop and bounce that ass on his chest so that it splatters all while getting paid $192k
“Did you hear a drummer did that for money?”

“Yeah I heard they’re calling it Sam’s Theory”
“Is that the one where 3 guys skull fucking a barely legal freshly 18 little blonde boy, shooting ropes of semen in his eye balls, and then each one penetrating his rectum where they release their warm embrace, after which the blonde boy fucks each of them in the rectum and releases his warm embrace, then each of them poop and bounce that ass on his chest so that it splatters all while getting paid $192k??”
“Yeah dude I think that’s the one
“Chills dude… Chills”
by boxes507 November 7, 2025
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Sam

Sam is one of the most wonderful person I have ever met. They will always make you laugh no matter how sad you are. They care about you more than you know, even though some people may think they are an asshole, they are the sweetest person to ever meet. They would save you from an alligator as long as it didn't try to eat them. They are perfect in every way possible. Best people!!!!
i wish my loml was Sam
by Osamu December 31, 2020
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Sam Nokaj

She is the most amazing, kind-hearted, down to earth, beautiful( even though she doesn’t know it) funny, and lovable girl and friend out there. Any guy would be lucky to have her
Did you see Sam Nokaj
Yeah she is so beautiful
by Elizabeth1245 December 19, 2019
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Fat Sam

In the film Bugsy Malone, one of the main Characters is Fat Sam

Fat Sam is the owner of Fat Sam's Grand Slam Speakeasy and owns a gang, Fat Sam's Mobster King which contains Fat Sam, Roxy Robinson (In the school production I play him), Knuckles, Lewis, Snake Eyes and Ritzy
Fat Sam is like a Fat Sam But not really Jane Said
Boi I disagree XxxMlgHaterxxX
by UrbanRoblox June 21, 2017
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Sam

Sam is divnoors best friend
"hey have you seen sam?"
"yeah isnt he divnoors friend?'
by Meyourmumz July 19, 2022
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