I met this cute Japanese girl on tinder the other night and took her back to my place for some Rusty Sushi
by Rustysushiford December 19, 2021
by Slapstick wordery February 29, 2024
The same idea as a Dirty Sanchez. However, instead of using fecal matter to draw the mustache you use the blood of a woman's menstrual cycle to paint a glorious artistic old school latin mustache on her upper lip after sex.
Definition: A play on words from the original "Dirty Sanchez". A Dirty Sanchez is using fecal matter after sex to paint a mustache on your sexual partners face. The Rusty Puerto Rican is a play on it using the blood of your menstruating partner. Painting a mustache on their face using their bodily fluids.
Example: After Maria informed Antonio that "Aunt Flow" was in town for a few days, Antonio decided to be very creative with his love making. He wanted to leave her something special to remember him by.
His first inclination was to be traditional, but he chose the back door avoiding "Flow". Soon, overcome with passion he proceeded to confront "Flow" head-on. To his surprise she was truly glorious and it suddenly occurred to him he now had multiple options. Maria was trembling in ecstasy as he began to lose total control alternating hole to hole ... ALL NIGHT LONG.
As he removed his utterly aching, thoroughly chaffed member from her for the last time he instinctively reached down to find a wad of the apple butter they spent the entire night churning together and decided to artfully paint a "Rusty Puerto Rican" mustache upon her face.
Example: After Maria informed Antonio that "Aunt Flow" was in town for a few days, Antonio decided to be very creative with his love making. He wanted to leave her something special to remember him by.
His first inclination was to be traditional, but he chose the back door avoiding "Flow". Soon, overcome with passion he proceeded to confront "Flow" head-on. To his surprise she was truly glorious and it suddenly occurred to him he now had multiple options. Maria was trembling in ecstasy as he began to lose total control alternating hole to hole ... ALL NIGHT LONG.
As he removed his utterly aching, thoroughly chaffed member from her for the last time he instinctively reached down to find a wad of the apple butter they spent the entire night churning together and decided to artfully paint a "Rusty Puerto Rican" mustache upon her face.
by DirtyOrbit November 04, 2021
by rbmmblnd August 22, 2022
by Fireguy47 December 16, 2017
Bob "Your in a bad mood, Whats up?"
John"I had a Rusty Easter"
Bob"Well that's what you get for dating that fecal freak you call your girlfriend."
John"I had a Rusty Easter"
Bob"Well that's what you get for dating that fecal freak you call your girlfriend."
by Woodstock shit storm June 17, 2013
When a male defecates into a females vagina, then proceeds to make love to her with the faceas still inside of her.
Female 1: What happened to you last night?
Female 2:After giving Kris a rusty trombone he rusty screwed me. It was so messy!
Female 1: I love it when Nick does that to me.
Female 2:After giving Kris a rusty trombone he rusty screwed me. It was so messy!
Female 1: I love it when Nick does that to me.
by RustyWelshys April 23, 2012