a guy who has his adult dancer girlfriends pay him cash and he in turn uses his credit cards to pay their bills online and accrue all of the cash back points
dude, you have Innocence give you cash every month and you make her car and insurance payment with your Discover Card? you a Points Pimp!!!
by forever creepin' June 25, 2023
Get the Points Pimpmug. When underage girls hang out in liquor store parking lots until they find a desperate looking guy of age to buy them beer while the girls wait outside.
by HillyDupes July 16, 2020
Get the pimp beermug. an upper class snob who takes advantage of chavs. also likes to take £10 notes out of underage females bras.
by fuckor November 1, 2020
Get the pimpmug. pimp son , the average uncle of a black family ,wears stud earrings doesnt really call they mom and flips cookout food on the grill with they fingers
“hey grandma did you speak to uncle elroy ?”
Grandma: “no you know that boy dont call anyones hes a
pimp son”
Grandma: “no you know that boy dont call anyones hes a
pimp son”
by Pimp son the destroyer April 4, 2022
Get the pimp sonmug. Taylor brought Jonny Boy to the club one night as his wing man to work a crew of breezelles.
Taylor had his eyes on one chick , he fell in love.
Jonny Boy trashed talked her the whole night and said the girl was a ho! at the end of the night Jonny Boy swooped this breezelle took her home and smashed it.
Pimp SWOOP!!!!
Taylor had his eyes on one chick , he fell in love.
Jonny Boy trashed talked her the whole night and said the girl was a ho! at the end of the night Jonny Boy swooped this breezelle took her home and smashed it.
Pimp SWOOP!!!!
by hatersballhate May 28, 2010
Get the Pimp Swoopmug. Emily (adressing her boyfriend): Carl, I just got crucified, since my company is moving overseas. I think we will have to move into the basement of your dad's country place, we can't afford the rent here in the city.
Carl: Listen sweetie, Emily. I am a Martian, and therefore have a solution for you. I was going to pimp you out to my company's secretary and and her rich bastard husband as a cleaning lady, a Cinderella of sorts. Dunno if you'd agree though.
Emily (shrieking): how dare you???. Im, as a Venusian, I think I deserve better.
Carl: Well. I don't get on that well with my dad anyways, and, besides, it's better than living in the basement of his country place, like some rats.
Emily: well, in that case, if you want to pimp me out, I reserve the right to pimp you out as well, roflmfao. (staqrts yelling at Carl): go work in construction, or whatever, now. I want you to nigger, before telling me nonsense.
Carl: Listen sweetie, Emily. I am a Martian, and therefore have a solution for you. I was going to pimp you out to my company's secretary and and her rich bastard husband as a cleaning lady, a Cinderella of sorts. Dunno if you'd agree though.
Emily (shrieking): how dare you???. Im, as a Venusian, I think I deserve better.
Carl: Well. I don't get on that well with my dad anyways, and, besides, it's better than living in the basement of his country place, like some rats.
Emily: well, in that case, if you want to pimp me out, I reserve the right to pimp you out as well, roflmfao. (staqrts yelling at Carl): go work in construction, or whatever, now. I want you to nigger, before telling me nonsense.
by Sexydimma February 22, 2012
Get the to pimpmug. "Hey baby, flip up that pimp post, slide on down the seat, climb up to my bumper and lemme smack dat monkey!"
by Hoosierdaddio November 10, 2013
Get the pimp postmug.