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mike

the majik man ! i fucking love that bitch !! all hail camel man
" mikes so fucking sexy "
" REAAALL hes so autism sexy hot man "
by majicmikeREAL November 20, 2022
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Mikee

Mikee as a girl is so hot amazing. And will throw you off a building but will fuck you before she does it. When she fucks you she will fuck you up. After a good sesh with her your whole perspective in life will change and you’ll be knocked out like you could make her your NyQuil.
“You see that girl she’s so fine!?”
“She’s definitely a Mikee”
by Chickflickquicktit69 December 22, 2021
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Mike

Some dirty, soyboy, neckbeard simp who ran amok on Fanpop.
by kurō kōdōra April 24, 2023
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michael (mike) reynolds

Michael Reynolds is an amazing person. He can be a dick sometimes ok all the time but he is nice to his friends sometimes. He is stubborn, self absorbed, and is a really big narcissist. If he cuts you off you would feel horrible for about five minutes then cry for the rest of you life. Michael is a good listener and is a great friend he won't tell your secrets. He has a great sense of humor and is an overachiever. He believes he is better than everyone. He isn't sexy in sweatpants either. He isn't athletic and runs like a squid. he also has to wait forever to kiss his girlfriend bc he isnt that cute no one really knows why she went out with him anyway. He has friends but not a lot because he is self absorbed sometimes... He can also act really gay sorry not act; is gay with his buddy Donald Duck. He also doesn't want to be blessed... cause he's a FUCKING atheist.
"Hey did you see michael (mike) reynolds?"
"yea he looks like a dick but wanna be friends with him anyway"
by idontwannalikeyou:but i do December 5, 2018
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Mike's

This is used when a guy has a really, but really big dick, and wants you to lick it.
OMG you're such a Mike's
by imhot24/7 June 8, 2023
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Mike Wheeler

A character from stranger things oddly desired by girls to be gay even though he’s a straight boy inlove with a girl
“All the girls are jealous but they want to kiss Mike wheeler played by finn”
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mike calta

A unit of measurement equivalent to the height of Mike Calta, approximately 6 feet.
Mike only got about 10 Mike Caltas away from his house before he ran out of gas.
by moosesoup September 14, 2021
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