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Mike

He gets confused sometimes but that's not his fault. He'll bring up the energy In any room and will make your day better.
Jay: Yo i just high-fived mike!
Sofia: yo, what the fuck! Where is that rapscallion!
by IcJUG February 22, 2022
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Mike Bryant

Mike Bryant is a tall, nice, loving man, but when it comes down to it he choose’s his bro’s over hoes even if Nikki Minaj’s ass was in front of him or Bhad bhabies tits. He will eat that ass so good you’ll nut out your caboose then when he licks your pussy it makes you orgasm because he’s looking at you right in the eyes. Besides that stuff he has really good bed game.
Mike Bryant slayed my pussy last night my asshole is stretched and I nutted so much when he licked my pussy
by Jameschargles April 27, 2020
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Mike Dunn

Quite a man, loves his Nintendo (especially in more personal ways) a bit of a living meme
by Tallasaur November 29, 2018
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MIKE-O’ing

(verb)
To kindly choose to wait for an activity, until your bro has completed the same activity first.
Hey man, can’t you see that I am MIKE-O’ing?!? I will drink my protein shake when your done...
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Mike

Some dirty, soyboy, neckbeard simp who ran amok on Fanpop.
by kurō kōdōra April 24, 2023
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Big Mike

Verb

The act of dropping three consecutive slam dumps during a shower whilst ordering a takeaway and swallowing two whole muffins in the time it takes to have 5 wanks.
Bro 1: Dude, yesterday was so boooring.
Bro 2: Not for me, bro. I did a Big Mike.
Bro 1: Bro, really? That's sounds like a great way to pass the time.
Bro 2: Ya bro, you should try it some time, it really clears your head.
Bro 1: Ya, I think Ill try a Big Mike when i get home.
Bro 2: Never a dull day when you slip a Big Mike in to your daily routine.
by Tiiiiiimmmmmmmyyyy March 3, 2023
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Mike

A Mike is the type of guy who won’t admit it, but could go on for days about how much he loves sci-fi movies starring matt damon and kristen wiig.
“Hey Mike, what is your favorite movie?”
Mike: “Dude you know this! It was the best movie of 2017!”
by mikejusticefanclub September 2, 2023
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